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Feeding the family a dish with my cum in it
I've cooked a meal for a family gathering, where I wasn't gonna be part of for some reason I don't remember. I had prepared chili-con-carne as well as chili-sin-carne for the vegans in the family. Most if not all of the family members at the gathering were female. My wife and her two daughters (who live alone already), her mom, her two sisters, both with their daughters. For some reason no male offspring in the family, hence the huge imbalance between females and males. All of them were adult or at least 20+ years of age.
As I was prepping the meal, I got this crazy idea to shoot a couple of loads of cum in both dishes and then stir it through as it cooled off.
When my wife came back home, I casually asked how it had been and whether my meal was to their liking. She had no idea what I had done and she said all of them had eaten from my chili dish, so I had a huge grin knowing each and every girl/woman in the family had actually swallowed some of my load.
I'm proud to this day that two of the vegans have taken my protein shot (which technically would make them non-vegan I guess) and one of the daughters is gay and only eats pussy, and she too has swallowed my cum.
Nice!
When I was with my ex-wife, we had her mother living with us. We were a young couple. We got together right out of highschool. Divorced after 10 years. Her mom was a decent looking lady with nice large wide hips. I don't know what drove me to it. But I put my cum in her coffee so many times over the years. She never knew.
Should I not mention that Me and my friends worked in Every terrible fast food, chain, hotel etcbrestaurant In and around our town??? the worst, I won't say but the managers even the franchise owner were the biggest A. holes in the entire world I to this day have never met anyone as terrible as them. We tolerated the horrible treatment only for awhile, as we figured out how to steal food, by such methods as shorting, customers, watering down sauces, soups, serving expired items, selling the good stuff to flea market etc people.
Then the day the Management decided to dock wages, tips etc for total bs reasons, even demanding a percentage of tips,
Finally cutting staff, making us work over 10 hour days, forcing us to clock out atv8 hours, then gipping us Buy underpaying us in cash for the extra hours we made to work. Revenge was set in motion, cumming, pissing , even shitting, spitting, puking in sauces soups, on food etc. Yes We told our friends never to eat there.
Worked for a countrywide Food Chain that is probably still in every mall still open in America. On the very 1st day of training Making the dough The 2 guys training me whipped out Their penises Started jerking off until they creamed into the dough, then said to me your turn. Did that everyday 5 days a week for 2 Summers. The 1 guy always had crazy total whore girlfriends that Loved to get nailed as they were sitting on top of the fresh dough that may have already been cream coated.
Anyway, fucking place was the absolute worst employer, never got a raise, Had to pay for our own uniforms didn't even give us a food credit like we would even eat there anyway. Oddly enough no 1 ever got fired because they knew it was impossible to find Losers as stupid as us to work there. And yes Stole money from there all the time. Just didn't ring up things a lot on the register customers were too stupid to even notice
Im gay and family guys and a few girls used to tease and make fun of me, but were first in line when I cooked as I am a decent chef. Every single family member to include men amd women have sampled my cum! Want to make fun of me, guess what bitches? Now here is where things get interesting, family reunion time! They all ate and some had seconds. After, as always, they poked fun of me and this time we're being pretty mean. Soooo. I lost my temper and asked them all how my cum tasted and they've been eating it for years! It was a big falling out but it felt good to get it all off my chest. Mom will still talk to me but no one else will. Oh well watch who you're being mean to! They no longer wanna eat my cooking. Lol
Sensitive Much ?? Let me guess you're the type that Goes postal all the time. Sheesh... someone needs to SETTLE DOWN FRANCIS !
Any of the men there?