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When I was 15, I loved jerking off outdoors. I would get totally naked and do it. I had a spot on our property I would go. One day, my parents had excavators there to clear the place I would go. I was so horny. I decided to go next door to my younger neighbors tree house, get naked, and shoot some cum. I sat on a chair, and jerked slowly to enjoy it. Just my luck, they got done school early. He and his friend caught me. They were shocked, then started laughing. I don’t know if it was more embarrassing, getting caught, or explaining what I was doing, and why I was doing it.
Jun 10
Reminds me of the time when I was younger and I had to ride my bike everywhere And seeing a Much older woman in the store with an outfit she was wearing left nothing to the imagination . I do remember being so turned on when I was riding the bike home I did see that there was a driveway leading up to An abandoned barn so I drove around the side and And jerked off like crazy until I came then rode home now every time I pass by that way There is a huge housing development there and I wonder to myself Thinking that's the spot Where I jerked off 30 years ago....
I am, a male vergen, how can I get pussy
Buy a cat 😺
Learn to spell and use punctuation so you can communicate effectively. Than go on line and advertise. People won't think you are an imbecile. Good luck.
I spell just fine.
No reason to let people know you're an ahole. This isn't Shakespeare 101
Ask your sister
Girls want their bfs to fuck them, using his dick
Girls want the dick in their pussy
Girls are interested in the penis. They want the penis in their snatch
Girls like the penis..
My bf has a large cock and big balls
Are we supposed to be impressed?
Yes.
A girl can change the smell of her cunt
Why would she do that?
My bf has a huge cock.
Size doesn't matter
Girls are interested in the penis.
Girls like the penis.
I never ever had the urge to do anything anywhere outside. I was a latchkey kid during middle school so I'd go online to those MSN chatrooms and I'd get PMs that had links to porn sites. I had to make sure I cleared the history folder before my mom got home at 5.
During the school summer break I did basically have all day. It was during that first summer that I got a link at the chatroom to a site that had picks of naked kids. I remember keeping it on screen for hours that first time so that I wouldn't lose the site and allowing me to jerk off to different pictures at least four separate times.
Penises and pussies...
His dick is big
My bf has a large cock
We don't want girls to get penis envy. We want girls to be proud of their pussy
Even real little kids, you're supposed to tell little boys.They should be proud of their dick and little girls should be proud of their pussy ..
True you are supposed to say positive things about boys and their dick, and girls and their pussy. Girls should be happy about their pussy. Girls are not missing a body part. They have a very special body part instead of a dick.
My bf has a large cock.
You mean as compared to your cock
I don't have a cock
What do you have?
I have a twat....
U guy or girl
Girls are interested in the penis
Girls like the penis
It seems that you do too
The male dick goes into the female cunt
Unless of course your around then it goes directly in your mouth
Wtf
I had sex actual sex
I wasn’t doing anything with kids
No way! Seriously?
Yes
What the frick
Girls has hair grow outta the vagina
Some girls shave it
My Sister doesn't...
I found out my two cousins, that are siblings, were fooling around with each other when I got my girl cousin to look at online porn sites on my laptop with me when we were kids. As we were clicking on vids, she admitted having seen vids before and doing the stuff on the vids with her brother when they were alone in the house. I swore to keep the secret about it and it made it easy for me to get her to let me do stuff to her.
What did you get to do with her? How far did she go with her brother? How old are they? How old are you?
She only allowed me (almost 14 at the time) to do anal sex to her as this is what she (10) admitted to doing with her brother (12)
That's incredibly sexy!
Was walking out by the creek on a very hot summer day. I happened to run into this chick, now I was 16 and she was 14, I was looking for a place for cool peace and quiet and solitude, she was looking for a place to go skinny dipping.
Now she knew that I wasn't much of a swimmer and that I was known to always have pot. Didn't have that much and wasn't feeling like sharing it, but she offered to jerk me off. When I unzipped and pulled out my dick, she was un uh, and then pulled my shorts down and began to examine me. I didn't know what she was looking for, but she was satisfied and gave me a great hand job.
Then we went skinny dipping, she wanted to cool off, me mostly to clean up.
she had brought this large beach towel and we lay there and smoked 2 more joints and sunbathed. Talk about missed opportunities, after we finished that second joint she told me that she was horny as fuck and did I have a rubber. I didn't, and she told me that a shame as she'd would fuck if I did. We did make out and do oral on each other but the second that I got dick near her pussy, she told me, don't do it, I'm in my fertile cycle and it ain't happening.
That girl knew more about sex than I will ever know and such a disciplined, resolute will, no amount of begging or pleading would have her give it up.
Use to go to an area behind my house. Got new neighbors and the first time I met the girl next door was with my cock in my hands. She came up behind me and gasped. She asked if I was jerking off and I sat their stunned trying to hide me cock. She giggled and said she's seen it before. Her name was Tori and she was four years older. She asked why I was outside going at it. Told her it was nice and no one interrupted. She said well don't let me stop you and motioned her hands. Was shy and said I hadn't done it in front of anyone yet. She said it's okay and to calm my nerves lifted her shirt and bra. Was met with nice tanned perky tits with hard pink nipples. I got hard and got my cock out again. She said I had a nice cock. Started jerking and she was hooked. Was close when she got on her knees and looked up at me. She said to cum in her tits and I blasted all over. She then pushed her tits around my cock and rocked back and forth. Rubbing my cum all round she brushed against my cock and said hopefully we can do it again.
I know we are here to tell our fantasies and “naughty” confessions, but at least make em believable if you make shit up. No way a 4 year old was that aware, articulate, slutty, and physically developed. Come on man, do better.
Should learn to read better
4 years older buddy
Yep, I’m an idiot. Carry on. lol
Occasionally would walk home from the bus stop. Mostly forest with not much traffic. Found an area I'd use to pee off the road. Had the idea to jerk off. Was nervous at first and got over it quickly. Got bold and got all the way nude and did it while I heard a car coming. Didn't stop and nothing happened. Was nice to cum in nature.
A girl can change the smell of her cunt.
LoL just by thinking about it, right ? LOL
Used to do a lot of trout fishing as a teenager. One day started in a misty rain, which cleared off and got very warm and sunny, by the time I got to this nice glen a couple of hundred feet off the creek. ferns and moss, secluded I got naked to let my clothes dry out.
I'd never really jacked off but her I just had this great erection so I began to rub myself, the more I rubbed the better it felt and then I shot my load. That became my get away sanctuary all that summer and where I honed my skills at masturbation
I used to jack off every where down on the river , in the barn in the woods .
Now I still jack off outside favorite places are on the hiking trails , my front porch and in my truck
Only caught by Mom and sister. Was going at it in the morning when the door opened up. Mom was getting laundry and stopped and stared. Covered up my dick and she just apologized for not knocking and backed out. Started again when I got a knock at the door and it opened again. Was my sister this time who had a box of tissues and gave it to me laughing. She said nice dick on the way out.
I used to strip off all over the place and jerk off when i was like 11-16. Alleyways, random peoples driveways, some bushes on the side of a main road, even once on the upper deck of a double decker bus. Had a few close calls but was never caught outright. Always wondered how common it was and I dream of catching some other young boy or girl doing the same.
Nope...that's unique to YOU 😜