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My wife who's 47 works in an office with a 29 year old asshole, who thinks he is God's gift to women.
He has given my wife some come-on lines and she soundly rejected him. She is ok with that, but what pisses her off is that he thinks she is his servant.
he is always asking her to do "chores " for him and is passive at it. He will wait until she is retrieving something at the copy machine and yell to her, ( another of his annoying habits), " Hey babe, I just sent a doc to print, will you be a lamb and get it for me." Or he will ask her to get supplies for him or coffee.
So my wife had had enough of his crap and complained to her boss in a professional manner, telling him that this ass ( not the words she used.) was performing in a manner that degrade her ability to perform her tasks at peak efficiency. He boss just blew her off. This pissed her off enough to do something.
Her "something" was to collect my cum in an empty pill bottle. She waited until the ass asked her to bring him a cup of coffee, when she was in the break room. My wife got his coffee and put my cum in the cup with a lot of creamer.
She took him the coffee and told him, "enjoy" and smiled.
She did this to her boss too. She has been adding my cum to their coffee for the last 3 months...and while doing so looked for another job.
She found one, and gave a two week notice. When she went to work on her last day and the ass asked her for a cup of coffee again, she told him, "Fuck you, get your own coffee, you mini dicked cum drinker." Then went to her bosses office and told him she had sent a letter to the head of HR at the main office and described the poor way he managed and how he allowed a toxic and harassing work environment.
Damn I love her.
My one sister-in-law is a witch personified. She and my wife's 2 other sisters were visiting one weekend. I woke on Sunday to all of them yapping in the kitchen. I got up and jerked off, collecting my cum on a mirror. I went downstairs and told them all I would make them omelets for breakfast. I prepped things and took orders for what they want in them and quickly ran upstairs and gathered most of my cum in a measuring cup. I got downstairs and use the cup to gather ingredients for evil sister's omelet. I served her and put the measuring cup in the dishwasher and made the rest of the girls regular omelets. I then sat back and sipped my coffee on the deck knowing that bitch had no idea she had eaten my cum.
I jack off in a condom and add the jizz to my hot neighbors coffee when she visits.