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I have a good friend that shares many of the same likes and dislike as me. We spend a lot of time in my detached garage, where we work on an old Camaro we are trying to restore. One day while in the garage doing more drinking than working, My buddy said he and his wife had not had sex for a year. It had been 3 months since my wife was willing.
In the garage after 1/2 a case of beer and peeing in the washtub looking at an old-time pinup calendar hanging on the wall we both got horny. He brought up some porn on his phone. We both stroked ourselves. He really got into it and soon was grunting and growling almost like someone was chocking him. He shot cum almost 3 feet and got it on some tools. I said "I'm not fucking cleaning that." and he laughed . He asked what kind of porn I liked. I said big titted women sucking cock. He found porn with a woman with giant tits sucking a cock and letting it fuck her tits. He went and got some towels and left me alone to watch. I really got into it and almost forgot he was there cause as I watched that cock buried between those giant tits, I'm mummering Oh yeah fuck those titties. Then he comes in front of me and has 2 big pieces of foam from seats. They are taped together to look like 2 big tits pushed together.
I asked what the fuck is that? and he say BIG TITS...try them. He pushed the foam against my cock and I said it was too dry. Just then we hear AH AH AH on the phone and the cock in the porn cums. It shoots cum from between the tits onto the woman's face. Damn that hot I said. My friend say he loves to cum on a woman's face but his wife won't let him do anything like that. Then he rewinds the video and tells me to watch again. Again I'm watching this woman suck that cock. I'm stroking and my cock is rock hard. I feel something wet touch the head of my cock and I look and my friend has the foam again but its dripping wet and foamy. I ask him what he did and he says it water and hand soap. I'm drunk so I do slip my cock in between the foam as he holds it. I'm trying to fuck the foam but my cock isn't sliding on it. He takes it away and come back with some oil. Do it again man, he says, I'll oil you. He puts the foam under my cock and pours oil over my cock and on my hand. At first I protest, but it does make my hand slide easier and it does feel sexier. I hear the AH AH AH again and watch that cock cum again. Fuck that is hot. I say and my friend say here fuck the foam. I take it and my cock slides between the folded foam easier with the soap and water and oil. My friend rewinds the porn again and I we both watch as this sexy woman sucks the cock and licks his balls and finally takes it between her tits. My friend is jerking again now too. He is narrating what he is seeing like saying. oh fuck it's so hard between her tits and look you can just see the head and fuck look how slimy her tit are. I know the video now and the guy is getting ready to cum again. As I hear the AH AH, I hear my friend grunting and he is cuming. Its like hearing him cum right next to me turns me on more and my orgasm builds quickly. While I watch the woman gather the guy cum off her face and taste it. I let out a Fuck yeah ...and cum into that foam.
After a minute or so my friend asks, You cum...right? I said I did and he says , We will need to throw that foam away now. I told him , fuck no ...we're saving this. I took it to the sink and after washing off my dick, I cleaned it well and put it on a clean towel to dry.
Me and my friend have used that foam to masturbate quite a few time since. He even made another that looks like a woman's ass. I say the man is an artist.
My wife came in the garage once and asked what the foam was for and I told her it was to lay our heads on when we are under the car. I think she believed it.
Everything I did with other boys happened from when I was eleven until I was about fifteen that btw did include being jerked off.
By the time I got to be eighteen I got into preteen girls. What I ended off noticing that from doing anal sex to both little boys and little girls was that once you are in them and about to cum, you cannot tell them apart.
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Being a mobile mechanic I meet a lot of people, this particular client became a pretty good customer. So I would do all major repairs and regular maintenance so it wasn’t strange for me to be at his place in the garage a lot. Don’t know if he planned it that way or not. But on a regular schedule maintenance call I pulled up to his place garage door was closed so I went in the side door which was open. I can hear the sound of sex as I approach his car I can see that he is in it stroking his cock and watching porn. I caught a glimpse of his cock which caught me off guard because I got hard. He looked over at me and said oh man I am just rubbing one out. I said, I see that at to which he said come inside. I felt like I was in a trance watching him slowly stroke himself. Not thinking I opened the passenger door and got inside. I looked at his phone and he was watching gay porn one guy was on his knees sucking. He asked me if I liked what I see and all I could do was nod yes. He then said let me see yours, I still don’t know why I couldn’t resist his requests. I unbuttoned my pants and freed my hard on. He said oh you really like it, he reached over and grabbed it stroking it. It throbbed in his then grabbed my hand and placed it on his cock. It was hot, hard and thick. I automatically began stroking it making me so horny. He put his arm around my neck and pulled me to it, my face inches away from it. With his other hand he took his cock away from mine and placed the head right on my lips.
He said suck it and my mouth opened taking his cock inside my mouth. I felt like he had complete control over me. I was doing whatever he asked of me. He forcefully fucked my mouth until he came. It was my first time tasting cock and cum but I was taking him like a hungry slut. Once I was done he said. Come here getting out and opening the back door he said lay down kick your boots off. So I did and he pulled my pants off with my underwear. He raised my legs and begin sucking my cock licking my balls. Then he stroked me as he began eating my ass, I was so horny. He began fingering my ass, reaching in the rear pocked of the seat he pulled a small bottle out rubbing what felt like lube. He continues fingering my ass introducing more fingers each time as they begin to fit with ease. He pulls me more to the edge of the seat and brings his cock on top of mine. He is so much bigger than me, thicker and longer. He says relax and all I could do is nod, he places the head of his cock right on my ass. As he is pushing it inside I can feel my ass crowing open painfully. But he takes his time adding lube sliding in and out slowly each time I can feel him going deeper and my ass stretching. He said just breathe and don’t clinch it will hurt less until you get used to it. Once his head popped it and allowed time for my ass to stretch around his cock. I began feeling a mixture of pleasure with slight pain. He was now beginning to take longer strokes going deeper at times it would take my breath away. When the pain finally subsided and all I could feel was pleasure he was slamming his cock balls deep inside me. He fucked me for a long time having to reapply lube several times. He then began stroking my cock as he fucked me in unison. He asked me to tell him when I was feeling like coming. So I closed my eyes and concentrated, I am feeling the urge I told him. He said cum while you’re on my dick.
Finally the orgasm hit me causing me to squeeze my ass on his cock. Which hurt due to his size, I came all over my shirt and face. He was pounding me so hard as I heard him grunt and pull my hips to him burying his cock deep inside me. Flooding my ass with his hot cum. From then on it’s a regular thing that we do, our wives have no clue. One day he had just ate my cum and before I left his wife was outside by the front yard and he kissed her in front of me as I was leaving all I could do was smile.
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Me and my best friend in high school used to jerk off in front of each other, make out, and jerk each other off. We started at 14. At 16, I wanted to suck his dick. We were in his garage, and after he shot in my mouth, we realized his younger sister watched us. It was embarrassing but cool at the same time.
Did his little sister get curious after that?
Just suck each other, it's ok, it isn't gay if you say no homo! Cum tastes delicious, give it a try!
Take a roast out there and stab a hole into it to fuck.
I went thru a jerk off buddy phase when I was 14. I did play with a friend's junk, and he played with mine and sucked me off, I was tempted but never sucked cock.
Now almost 25 years later I was at a sales conference and couldn't keep my eyes off of this immaculate looking woman, she was gorgeous. At lunch break, I was surprised that she sat down at my table, and started a conversation with me in a very familiar way. She stopped suddenly and said you don’t recognize me do you and I didn’t this she said that I must not have been impressed when she blew me.
That when I said Danny, she laughed no it’s Denice now. Sure wish that I didn’t have to leave right away
I had a jerk off buddy growing up. We lived in a rural part of the country with a few neighbors. We explored the forest, pissing outside, talked about sex, and jerking off. On day we decided to jerk together. Soon we were sucking and 69.