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Regrets (I’ve had a few…)
I’ve done a lot of fucked up shit in my 53 years, but the three things I regret most are as follows:
1. I fucked my pastors 18-year-old daughter on his office sofa after church one day while everyone else was enjoying dinner on the grounds outside.
2. While on a business trip, I not only fucked a super smoking hot $500 an hour call girl, but I was on a FaceTime call with my wife and daughter while she was off camera giving me a blow job.
3. Before getting married, I met a girl on a dating site then after pretending I wasn’t interested in sex on the first date, practically insisted on it when we went back to my place then I fucked her up the ass, had her suck my cock, and blew my load down her throat, then kicked her out telling her I didn’t want to see her again.
Why do you regret these things? You enjoyed them at the time. Otherwise you would not have done them. What's the basis for regret?
Wishing I hadn’t done them.
I deeply regret that I am unable to give Donald Trump his very own "Grassy Knoll" moment and facilitate ushering him onto the presence of the Almighty to explain himself. I pray that there is someone out there that could.
Explain what?