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GF teases delivery guy
My gf loves to play with delivery drivers. First was the pizza guy. He delivered pizza and my gf opens the door naked and invites him in while she gets money out of her purse. She usually has her purse close to the door and searches for money while standing in front of him naked. She said she loves doing this to pizza guys. Some look when she’s not looking and others have no problem looking her over when she is looking. She said she likes them best because it’s nice to be admired.
Another was the washer dryer delivery and set up guys when we bought new appliances. She greeted them in a towel like she just got out of the shower. The washer and dryer are in the master bathroom. While the guys are installing the washer and dryer she comes into the bathroom and says she’s running behind for an appointment and do they mind if she puts her makeup on while they work. Of course they tell her they don’t mind. She drops her towel and stands in front of the mirror putting her makeup on. She approaches them naked a couple of times asking questions about the washer and dryer.
She teases adult Halloween trick or treaters by giving out sweets naked. Not to mention the room service guys delivering food to our room when we stay at a hotel. She always has them wait while she gets a tip out of her purse. She loves to tease.
I love to tease the neighbor as I leave the balcony shades open while I dress. I never thought about it at first but one day I was distracted by a bird perched on the railing and I just happened to glance across the way and saw the neighbor, naked, binoculars in one hand, holding his dick in the other.
I honestly chuckled to myself and carried on like I didn't see anything. What I felt was flattered as he is a very handsome young man, spying on a 41-year-old woman.
I had hubby rearrange our bedroom so my dressing table was closer to the balcony and I occasionally go out with my robe open.
Now I have been doing this for two summers and I wonder if he's ever going to mention it
I do the same thing to deliver drivers when my wife is not home
Have you ever had one let you blow him or him blow you?
Be careful when she does it while on vacation.
Four years ago, my sorority sisters and I were on spring break at the beach. The first night we arrived, we were buzzed on alcohol and weed when we decided to order a pizza and be naked when the guy arrived. The guy got a good view of us all. We offered to let him take photos but he turned us down. We offered for him to come inside and party but he turned us down.
A few minutes later, the cops came with the hotel manager. There was a city ordnance against it. We were issued a warning by the cop. We were supposed to be kicked out immediately.
Since none of us were in condition to drive, the hotel manager agreed we could check out in the morning.
All other hotels were booked so we had to cut our trip shorts and come home.
I can't believe he called the cops. At the very least, I would have said thank you and went back to work. Four naked chicks in a motel room. Hmm yes I'm coming in.