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Awkward Christmases for the past 30 years
Shortly after my older sister got married, my new brother-in-law wanted to hook me up with his younger sister. I was not at all attracted to her but took her out anyway just to make everyone happy. After our date, I took her home and she invited me inside. I had to piss so I headed to the bathroom. When I came out, she was in the living room, sitting on the sofa and did the Sharon Stone move from Basic Instinct. You old timers will know what I’m talking about. For those of you who don’t, she spread her legs to reveal her panty-less pussy to me. Anyway, I was not impressed. Disgusted actually (she was not attractive to me at all), and I left. We are both now married, but I have seen her every single Christmas at my sisters house for the past 30 years. Maybe one day we’ll have a good laugh over it, but that hasn’t happened yet.
Apr 25
You're gay, huh? Everyone's gotta take one for the team. This was your shot and you missed it.
I’ve considered several ways to respond but keep coming back to the same one. You’re a fucking idiot.