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Mom forgot to pick me up from school one day part 2
Mom forgot to pick me up from school one day
I had to walk home in the cold
When I got home Mom was in the bedroom and the door was locked
When I knocked on the door mom said Mommy is busy baby
Then I heard a guy say Just keep riding me bitch!
Sounds like your mom was my whore wife.
I had urinait. Urinait is a fancy name for taking a piss.
I hold it in till I have to both piss and shit. Saves time to do both at the same time
LOL
I had bowl moment. A bowl moment is a fancy name for taking a shit
What the frick
LOL.
What is this shit
It's a bunch of shit
I am a male virgin how can I get pussy
You are hopeless. You will never get pussy
If you have to ask. No way you will ever get pussy
But I want pussy. I want pussy from a girl
U guy or girl
I'm non binary
Just like the Police Academy movie, not only was the first one bad.......
Part 2 was worse.
A girl can change the smell of her cunt
Why would she want to do this ..
True
I am, a mail vergen. How can I get pussy
Hoookers are form you
You're hopeless no pussy for you
How did you get home when mommy forgot to pick you up?
That was me! That was me!