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I work for a McDonald’s restaurant. And I load up as much of the food I make with my cum. Basically, at home I jerk myself off until my nuts are completely drained, and collect it in a ziplock bag. Then I take it to work and while its nice and quiet right before we open, I squeeze the bag of cum into the secret sauce and others. Enjoy!
Apr 21
I once made dinner for a prude who refused to fuck me so I dumped a load of cum in her mac & cheese.
And here I am thinking it was crazy that I'd use a burger that fell on the floor if it was during a rush back in my burger flipping days. Note to self: stop eating out 😆
Whats hilarious with this one is whether true or not, I did work at Maccas. If you went to McDonald's Brisbane CBD corporate restaurant between 2007 and 2016, my cum, pubic hair and piss was in something you consumed there. We all smoked crystal behind the crew room and did fucked up shit to laugh about later. I had a 6 day load in a McChicken. Fucking thick and 6 loads worth exploded from me. Used my finger to blend it with the Mayo and watched that teen gobble it in the dining room.