Nude Photos
25 years ago I dated a smoking hot piece of ass for about a year. In addition to being a piece of ass, she was also a major pain in the ass. About a month before we broke up I took a bunch of nude photos of her. We were fooling around one afternoon and she was being uncharacteristically playful so she let me take as many as I wanted. This was well before iPhones or smart phones of any kind and cell phones in general weren’t even that common. So the pictures were taken with a regular camera that needed the film developed. She worked at a Walgreens, and after we broke up I still hadn’t had the film developed. As sort of an extra way to piss her off, I brought the film to the Walgreens she worked at to have it developed so that her coworkers would see the pictures. It worked, and she called me up screaming at me for doing that. I felt kind of bad but it was still funny as hell.
Apr 1
I am holding on to three nude photos of MTG taken shortly before graduating high school.
Let's see if she'll dare to run for president.
Just share them with the world now.
That was an ass move.
Well, I was an ass hole. But I’m feeling much better now.