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Plumber’s Crack
One of my wife’s friends has the hottest plumber’s crack I’ve ever seen. She’s got a perfect ass, and often wears tight jeans. When she’s around, I can’t help but stare at that ass until she sashays out of sight. And if she bends over to pick something up off the floor, I fall all over myself to get a quick glimpse of 2 or 3 inches of her magnificent ass crack that I would love to motorboat.
Feb 28
Does she have a whale tail?
No, she just usually wears low rise, very tight jeans and her ass shape is perfect. In addition to the jeans, her T-shirts are short, so when she bends over even slightly, at least an inch or so of beautiful ass crack shows. I’m not sure if she even wears panties. Damn. Now I gotta go jerk off.
Sounds hot. You're lucky to see that!
Best friend loves to wear thongs. She has a nice ass for it and would always have loose shorts or pants on. Always got to see what thong she had on and if lucky a little bit of the tops of her cheeks. Never got to touch or see her bare bottom but did get to smell her thongs. Her pussy is addicting and would die to see it. The idea of getting to pull her thong off her bare pussy and take a sniff makes me cum hard.
What does motor boat mean?
This is the Urban Dictionary’s definition:
“The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating ‘brrr’ sound.”
Except I’d do it to her amazing ass.
What if she has shit residue in her asscrack?
Since it’s my fantasy, I’ll motorboat her right after her shower. In fact, since it’s my fantasy, I’ll wash her ass myself before motorboating it.