My Muslim wife and BBC

I was at my Company Christmas Party with my Family, Friends, and Co Workers having a fun time until Santa showed up not to take pictures with the kids but was drunk and he was barefoot too. Santa began to climb on top of the Dinner Table where My Boss and his Family were sitting at and began to sing and slur the words to Santa Claus is coming to town very loudly as he began to drink more beer and his feet getting into everyone's food as Santa let out an ungodly fart in my Boss's face. My Boss was pissed and tried to attack Santa but his wife had to restrain him as Santa then began to strip his suit off and was now wearing Women's Underwear; he was Walking around in Women's Underwear. He also began to sing Walkin Around in women's Underwear as Santa then grabbed a hold of a pole and tried to pole dance on it only for Santa's Fat ass to break the pole and go crashing through my boss's table.

Santa then stood up and brushed off the food and then ran inside the bathroom barefoot and I was grossed out and nearly gagged on my wine as Santa went barefoot into a public restroom. As Santa was taking a shit in the restroom I decided to set a trap for him to be ready for Santa's Nasty Ass. As I was setting the traps we could all hear Santa grunting on the toilet and letting out ungodly farts and everyone at the party could smell the stench of Santa's shit.