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Temptation at its finest
At my work place I only have 3 coworkers out of 15 people at the shop. Two of which I find really attractive and nice to look even though we all wear the same uniform. One of them is blonde and the other a brunette. The brunette i already talked about previously and every time she sees me she waved at me so happily, she’s so adorable. Every time she does i mutter under my breath on just how much I would love to eat her ass. For the coworker thats blonde, she’s girly but not to the point where she wears makeup and all. But when she does you notice it right away and she makes it look really good. So recently I’ve seen her walk into her office while wearing mascara and I just thought to myself how incredibly sexy she looked just with mascara on. Makes me wonder what underwear she was wearing and how it would’ve been so hot if she had something with lace underneath. She’s married and has kids which is shocking because she’s just this tiny little thing thats skinny and you would have never guessed that she had kids. I can tell that her husband is a dickhead though. I’d love to please her and get her off and have her get addicted to my dick. She usually stays back when everyone else has left for the day so maybe I’ll wear my good pair of jeans that show too much of my dick outline. I’ll walk into her office and have her notice it while I’m trying to make conversation with her. Her husband is a white dude so I’m more than sure that I can attract her to my skin color. Ugh I can just imagine how pretty her pussy looks or just how tight her butthole is.
Feb 4
If we weren’t all faggots, all of us Antifa activists would fuck our mommies as a show of appreciation for ironing our costumes, letting us live with them, and paying for all of our stuff.
The "Proud Boys" need to change their name!
They sound like they stole the name from the 1970s gay bathhouse scene !!!
Word is on the street that your name is “squishy’ because the the noise you make when shoving your prolapse back in after another Antifa Chapter meeting with your fellow feltchers.