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She gagged on my load
I spend a lot of time at the local bar after work. One of the bartenders there is an older slut in her 60s and she knows all of us. She finished her shift and we talked her into giving us blowjobs out in the parking lot. She said she would suck us if someone fucked her in her van. Not many of us volunteered, because she has herpes. A couple of the guys didn't give a shit and fucked her bareback anyway,
Well, I got my blowjob and she sucked like a vacuum cleaner. It was awesome. I pumped my load in her mouth and she got this weird look and started puking all over the place, heaving, coughing, and blowing chunks of her dinner (fish and chips, evidently) all over the parking lot. She said my load "tastes like a fucking garbage dump." Shit, man, I know my diet of booze and cigarettes isn't the best, but that hurt my feelings--or what little I have of them.
That fucking herpified slut. . .
This can't be a real story. Wow!