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Mom saw my small dick and did not say anything for a decade
When I was 22 I moved back in with my mom to save some money while try and finish trade school. She lived alone in a two bed condo and allowed me to stay in the second bedroom for a year. On most days and nights, she spent all her time working at the hospital so I would have the unit mostly to myself.
One evening after taking a shower I forgot to bring in a towel to dry up. Thinking I just did laundry before leaving in the morning and the fact I was all alone, I decided to walk butt-naked and wet towards the laundry room. It was a short hop since mom’s house wasn’t big anyways.
As soon as I closed the laundry room and opened the top dryer to find that my clothes aren’t there anymore, mom walks in on me with eyes wide open as she says “oh my!” She then started laughing as she closed the door. I was in a state of shock trying to process what had transpired. I’ve been exposed and mom saw my small pecker. I also knew why she was laughing.
I must’ve stood there motionless for a minute. There were no dirty clothes to use and for some reason there aren’t any towels in the laundry. I felt so embarrassed I just wanted to get out of there. Then, just as I was going to use some paper towels to dry up and cover. The laundry door swung open again! This time mom is visibly giggling and prying. Her eyes visibly starring at my manhood or the lack there off. As she stood a few feet from me she then hands me over a towel and said “oh sweetie, I took your clothes out and placed them in your room. The towels are normally on the closet just outside the bathroom.” I shouted “mom!” As I covered up. “I could’ve seen you doing worse” she says while laughing. She then closes the door.
It took me another minute to leave the laundry room. I peaked around to see if my mom was anywhere close. I did not join her for dinner that night nor did I spoke or locked eyes with her for the next few days. I just noticed how she gave me a “funny look” for the next few days. I thought to myself if I should talk about the incident or maybe she may want to bring it up. But nothing came out and we never spoke about it. A year later I moved out of her place as I found a work.
Fast forward ten years later, my mom visit's our place. I’ve now been married for 4 years to my lovely wife. One evening after dinner, we were in the living room having drinks. Mom got a bit drunk and started being chatty. She was talking about how it would be nice for us to finally have kids and how she’d like to be a grandma when all of a sudden she says “you should put a pillow on her bottom while having sex! That way you might reach her!” My wife couldn’t contain herself and started laughing! “You have a small penis so you should try harder!” My mom adds. It is this big as she makes the small penis sign. “I saw it!” Mom tells my wife the whole story in detail and how she thought I would had a hard time with women. My wife crying her eyes out as she says “it’s about 4 inches hard!” Both women laughed harder. I felt that my soul could leave my body that night. I couldn’t even defend or say anything as both women knew the truth. The puns never stop till this day.
I have had the implant for over a year. you go to your local bar and girls you fucked with your 10 inch long alien monster , they want you badly. best thing i ever had done. you turn into , FRED GARVIN, MALE PROSTITUTE!!!! , just like on Saturday night live with Dan AYKROYD. you will stay hard until you push the release button. she will be screaming with enjoyment for hours of fun
Well dam you mean after living with a tiny dick all my life all I had to do was go to a doctor. That's funny you have what God gave you and there's nothing you can do about it. Most men are average size like 6 inches then you have a few men who are hung with 8 and 10 inches God blessed them. Then you have someone like me that's 2 inches on a good day. Everyone is different so you live with what God gives you.
Go see a doctor and get a dick implant. i had the same problem. the doctor installed a 10 inch implant. it has 2 tubes inside your dick that you pump up. those 2 tubes has french ticklers on the end of each tubes. it stays hard for days, until you hit the release button. before , my wife laughed at me. know she is screaming after 20 minutes. you can fuck her until the cows come home. you are a immortal.
LOL!!! Quite the imagination.