Account Login
On ThePornDude Hall-of-Fame
Just bread me god damn it
I wish to be bread, hard and for hours, Filled up with as much cum as possible.
No sex, lots of other love but No sex, driving me crazy WE ARE BOTH SO TIRED AND IN PAIN BUT AHHH.
-Not looking for advice, just ranting-
How are you going to breed without having sex? I'm confused.
Bread? The only reason I'm commenting on this is because of a joke comic panel I read earlier where aliens were saying Earth has issues because they had witnessed humans stuffing bread up a turkey's ass. My words here don't really do it justice, it was hilarious. (For context, Thanksgiving was last week)