Turd tamper 2000

So, back in the 1980's, in my early tweeker days, I built a motorized pogo stick. It had a 70cc two stroke chainsaw engine mounted to a large cam, which powered the pogo stick up and down at a very fast rate of speed. Needless to say, it never worked all that well, as it was nearly impossible to control.
Long story short, I found it in the back corner of my garage while doing some cleaning last week. I pulled it out, and with a little carburetor cleaning and some fresh fuel, I got her to fire up and run. My wife came out into the garage to see what I was doing, and told me that it looked like a kinky sex toy. I jokingly told her to bend over, and we'd try it out. Too my surprise, she pulled down her pants and bent over. She looked back at me and smiled and told me to lube it up and she'd try it out.
The lower shaft was about 2 inches in diameter, with a round rubber on the bottom. I grabbed a jar of petroleum jelly I keep on the shelf, for miscellaneous projects, and slopped a big blob on the shaft. Then I fired it up and got it idleing nice and slow. I gently rubbed some petroleum jelly on my wifes pussy lips and got her nice and wet with my fingers, and then I slipped my pogo stick in her pussy. I throttled it up slowly, as the shaft thrusted in and out of her pussy. I could tell by the way that she was thrusting her ass back and fourth that she was really enjoying it, so I gave her a little more throttle. It was thrusting so hard that I couldn't control it and it slipped out of her pussy and rammed right up her butt. She kept thrusting her ass back and fourth and didn't miss a single stroke. After a couple of minutes, she dropped down to her knees, shaking and moaning from a violent orgasm. She said it's the best she's ever cum before, and told me I should patent my toy and call it the turd tamper 2,000. I might do just that.

By Anonymous Nov 2

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