MEN - A Blowjob Poll

I guarantee that no female sucks cocks as well as I do. I am blowjob Barry.

Ready? I've gotten head from, Mexican, Puerto Rican, Italian, polish, Irish, Spain, South African, black American, Jamaican, native American, Ecuador, iranian and India. Nuria was from Spain, and to this day gave me the best slow, deep, edging blowjob I've ever had in my life. She and I had a summer fling. Over all I've had about 35 ladies to explore with.

I have been married three times. My first wife was South African and in 20 years of marriage only ever gave me one blow job. My second wife was Iranian and she wanted sexual intercoarse all the time and forbid me from masturbating she would walk around the house in bra panties stockings and suspender belt which would give me a hard on. She only gave me two blowjobs in 7 years. My wife now is Japanese and mainly gives me fantastic blowjobs three or four times a week. She swollows every time.

I was working in South Africa and on three or four occasions a mate and me went to Swaziland. I met up in a bar with a girl called Lyndy. She had a few drinks and the asked me if we could go to my car. We did and on getting in she unzipped my fly and took my cock and started sucking it. I noticed a couple of guys watching so I told her that we should go to a more private place. She directed me to drive to a small road and there was a deserted car park at the end she started sucking my cock again and I shot a huge load into her mouth which she swallowed. Then I noticed a police car parking up. I said where are we ? Lyndy said at the police station. I thought Bloody hell and she suggested we drive to my hotel. There we went to my room after having a gin and tonic at the bar. She got undressed she had enormous tits and a god figure. She said I had a nice bum. Lying on the bed she started sucking my cock again and to my amazement ejaculated loads into her mouth. I went down on her and her clitoris was as big as my small finger. After a while she started shaking ands closed her legs on me. I assumed she had orgasmed. She then sucked my cock again. I then went to sleep. To be woken by her masturbating herself. I was woken in the morning by her sucking my cock. I think it was the most amazing night I have ever had

Don't know the number of times but I've had blowjobs from 8 women and 2 men. The two men were way better with their mouths than the women but I prefer fucking pussy over ass.

Blowjobs.. just blow jobs 100 or so. Roughly 100 footjobs and i had polaroid proof of 322 fucks. My wife burned them.

I have had head from at least 12 women before I got married. It didn't matter what race or nationality they were. The deciding factor regarding how good they were was weight. The bigger and fatter they were the better the blow job. It just seemed that the fat ones wanted to suck dick more than the thin ones and theyvwere better at it... I know that sounds sort of cliché but in my experience it was true... The best was a blonde haired, blue eyed, big fat beauty with huge tits and an enormous ass that was probably in the 350 to 400lb range. She just loved to suck dick and the eat cum. She also loved to have her clit licked and anal was and is her favorite kind of sex. She was so amazing in the sack that I married the fat bitch... That was a huge mistake (no pun intended). Now I'm saddled with an over 600lb demanding fat bitch and 3 embarrassingly fat kids. All she does is eat, shit, and sleep. We have been married 10 years and she doesn't work and she has gotten so fat and lazy that her mom has to watch the kids while I'm at work, so my wife can stuff herself, watch TV and sleep all day. Her mom warned me that my wife was going to be a fat lazy slob before we were married but I didn't listen because the sex was so amazing. Now I'm fucked. But it's probably still cheaper to keep her and the head is still pretty good so this is my life.

30 seconds: Gosh, Marta was so pretty.

5, 4, 3, 2,1: BUZZER. The sound came as a relief, but then, suddenly, my underwear was yanked down from behind by Noreen. Shocked and knees shaking. There I was, naked and hard in front of my dream girl. A warm wave, deep in my groin-- more intense than anything I'd ever experienced in a wet-dream. Semen started flowing. I lost control of my body. Marta's mouth opened. I stared, almost helplessly in her eyes as my penis convulsed. My mind and body was fully exposed and vulnerable. The waves of cum showed Marta everything I felt her her. I couldn't hide my emotional or physical feelings for her. For the moments, pleasure replaced embarrassment. I was actually cuming with a girl--almost like "real" sex. The orgasm trailed off with a few more light pulses of cum. I stood here, drained. My cum had shot directly at Marta and was on her skirt and legs. Embarrassment returned, but not for long.

Marta cleaned herself with some paper-towels, then, cleaned me. She kissed my cheek and lightly squeezed my dick before putting up my underwear.

Noreen hugged me, "Good?"
"Yes, amazingly good."

I got dressed and we all drank more wine. Much more relaxed, we talk about "the game" and both girls hugged me. I still feeling a bit shy, but not as before. As it turned out, THEY had rigged the game against me. Noreen said my ejaculation was a very welcome surprise. Marta agreed and said, "Wow."

I spent more evenings with the girls, but nothing sexual. At the airport, Marta give me a kiss on the cheek and whispered. "You're a handsome man. Your Willie will make a lucky girl happy one day." Then, quickly placed my hand between her legs and said, loudly, "See? No teeth." All three of us laughed. I never saw Marta again.

Though Noreen and I never had sex, she would mentor me through similar experiences. If there's enough positive feedback, I'll share more of them.

Thanks for reading.

-Ray

Jewish girls give the best head.

Bullshit. Their noses get in the way.

Not true.

My wife and I went to a Halloween party a few years ago. My wife dressed as a street walker with lots of makeup and clothes that showed off her breasts and legs. I dressed as her pimp. After midnight, most of the people had left leaving only the host couple, us and three single men who we didn't know. One of the men asked me how much it was for fucking the whore. I told him that it was $100, thinking that he was joking. But he opened his wallet and handed me the money. My wife watched the money being exchanged and she let him take her hand and lead her upstairs to a bedroom.
About 20 minutes later he came back down and told his friends that she was well worth the money. Both of his friends handed me money and went upstairs. The host couple and I followed them, and we watched as both men got on the bed with my wife.
Then the three of us entered the room and watched as one man came in my wife's mouth while the other fucked her cunt. Then the husband walked the men downstairs and came back up alone. He got on the bed with my wife and quickly fucked her. I kissed his wife and soon got her clothes off and she laid on the bed beside my wife. I knew that I would come quickly so I licked her to an orgasm and then fucked her. After we rested for a while, I fucked my wife while the party hosts fucked. This was the beginning of swinger parties with around 15 couples during the next five years. I fucked all 15 wives, and my wife was fucked by all 15 husbands plus about 50 extra single men

About 50+ and the best I experienced among Asians in Thailand!

Sure thing cucky