Mother gives son wedgie clothes shopping

"Ah here we go, the tighty whitie section!" Max's mom Rachel said as she dragged her son over to the underwear section of a clothes store. "I think it's just called the brief section.." Max muttered as he unwillingly followed his mom. "Well when you are getting them ripped off your butt I don't think you have much say in what they are called" Rachel mocked as she browsed the section. "so much variety.. I mean you can now get your nerd underwear in so many different colours, i mean look at this tighty greenies?" Max looked around to see if anyone was around, it was bad enough his mom was taking him underwear shopping but picking on him for the type of underwear he uses? That was a whole new level of embarrassing. "Back in my day nerds only had choice, snow white tighty whities. That's the way it should be if you ask me. The other colours just don't have the same bang to them, there is just something about yanking those white briefs that is so satisfying" Rachel said as she held up a pair of tighty whities and stretched them out.

Max gulped shaking his head and walking away from his mom, he hated hearing her talk about bullying people, it wasn't exactly nice knowing if your mom went to high school with you she would have given you purple nurples and wrenched your underwear so deep into your butt you could taste it. As Max walked away he spotted the boxers section and walked slowly walked up to them. So many times he had been told to "lose the tighty whities" so maybe he should give it a try, it could reduce the amount of wedgies he gets and even boost his coolness in the school. Max put his hand out slowly going in to grab a pair of the boxers, "Why not" he thought, "they could be comfortable". Right as his fingers leaned in about to grab the fabric he felt an all too familiar feeling of fabric invading his butt. "What do we got here?" His mom said giving Max a small wedgie as she spoke. Rachel had positioned herself directly behind Max, pushed up against his back so that no one else could see the wedgie. She kept it small, not trying to create a scene. This wedgie was more uncomfortable than painful as Rachel only gave small tugs, not even getting the underwear to Max's upper back. "EEP" Max said as his ankles were raised off the ground "Nothing mom just uh.. EEP.. browsing". Max's mom laughed as she leaned close to her sons face and whispered to him, "over here? get real son". She backed away from Max and let go of his underwear, speaking louder now she says "I think we all know you can't wear those". Max picked his wedgie out as his turned around to his mom, "Why not? wouldn't it cut back on the wedgies, I think we can both agree I could do with that".

Rachel laughed "Of course you could, heck i could too! You think I like spending my evenings dewedgieing your dorky butt? However nerds NEED to wear those dorky briefs. It makes it so much easier for us bullies to deliver uber wedgies. Plus its the nerd uniform, its tradition as long as you are a nerd you got to wear em". Rachel walked over to the brief section and got a few different types before shoving them into the arms of Max, "head to the changing room and see if they fit". Max looked at his mom confused "I don't think you do that with underwear.." Rachel just scoffed at him, "Just go nerd".

Max walked into the changing room with his underwear and placed them down. He sighed and began to put on the first pair. What had his life come to, bullied into putting on some tighty whities by his mom. As he put on the third pair he heard a knock on the door. "Hello, Max?" it was his mom, what the hell did she want now. "Yeah mom? you okay?" Max responded as he pulled up his trousers with the new briefs on. "Are you decent?", Rachel said through the door. "Yeah, why?" he asked as he opened up the door, when the door pealed back he saw his mom standing there with her hand raised to where the door was. "Ah Max! Right let me squeeze in here real quick" Rachel said as she joined him in the changing room locking the door behind her. "Right lets have a look here.." Rachel says as she spins Max around by his shoulders, she digs her hands into his pants and grabs onto the new tighty whities. Max's eyes widened "Mom what are yo-", before he could finish his sentence his mom was stretching his new tighty whities up his back and lifting him off the ground.

It was incredible, with just one pull Max's mom had ripped his new tighty whities all the way up to his middle back and pulled him off the ground. Max groaned in pain as the awful pressure of a wedgie returned to his groin and the fabric of his underwear reaching deep into his butt. "Sorry son just had to check out the quality of these bad boys before we bought them, can't let your bullies deal with poor quality undies" Rachel gave another massive pull to Max's new briefs, bringing him even further into the air. "GaaAAHhhh MoOooOMMmm" Max yelled as he entered a whole new world of wedgie pain, "Your sister had been complaining that your underwear was ripping too easily so I just have to be sure! If she was complaining most of your school bullies must be too". It was true some of his bullies in school were complaining how easily his briefs were ripping, even his girlfriend Kayla was getting annoyed by it each time she tried to wedgie him.

"These seem like strong ones though huh?" Rachel said as she laughed, "Time to really put them to the test". Rachel eased on the wedgie for a second, dropping him back to the ground but keeping his underwear up at the top of his back. "wha-.. what are you doing?" Max said as his mom gave a grunt pulling his underwear higher, the tighty whities were stretching reaching their limit now. Rachel had now gotten the briefs to the top of his head. She kept pulling to stretch them out more as the seams on the underwear popped. "Just hold on sweetie, this will be older soon" Rachel gave one more mighty pull to stretch the new briefs out a little bit more, the underwear was now well above Max's head. "AAAaaaHHhh god please StToOooP" Max said as his mom pulled him back into the air once again, she walked over to the clothes hanger and hung him up on it by his new briefs. "OUCH OUCH OWW" Max yelled as his mom backed away from the coat hanger he was now hung on. "Well these undies seem like they would do the trick, lots of stretch in here and they seem to hold prettttyyyy well so I'm gonna go buy some of these packs. See you later sweetie" Rachel said as she waved by to her wedgied son. "Wait mom, where are you going?" Max yelled out to his mom, shuffling around in the air to try and break free from his wedgie "mom?? Come back.. please.."

one hour later Max heard someone approaching the changing room, the door opened and a young female employee walked in. "Oh my.. huu-" The young woman stared in disbelief as Max hung his head low in embarrassment. "Are you okay? how did yo-.. who did this?" she said as gawked, walking around Max, looking at the nerd hang from all angels. "um.. just some bullies" Max said, too afraid of telling the truth of how his mom totally owned him. "Jeez, ill go get a ladder and come back.." she said as she tried to hold back a laugh, "hey um would you mind if I took a picture real quick?" the girl said with puppy dog eyes as she held her phone in her hand. "fine.." Max said as he hung in shame. God it felt bad to be a nerd right now.

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