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“Hall Pass” he’ll?
I am 55 and in way better shape than average for my age and my husband, who is also in very good shape for his age, is 58.
Our sex life is decent, but he travels a lot for business, so not that often.
Every few years we have joked about who our “freebie to have sex” with, or a so-called “hall pass” would be with if we could, and the other would allow it. Well, we each would usually name a celebrity knowing that it actually happening was almost certainly impossible.
Last week this came up and I named Trevor Noah. I asked him who hi was and he said “Christine”. What, the woman who works for you? “Yes”.
I am so pissed. She is 38, and I have seen her in a bikini at one of his work retreats. She is very fit, teaches Pilates on the side, petite, and very cute.
I can’t help but picturing her coming into his office and blowing him or fucking him to get raises and promotions because he admitted he wants to have sex with her.
He says it was a joke, but I keep picturing her seducing him.
What should I do?
I wouldn’t have with my boss, but…
When I meet with him in his office every other Wednesday, I wear my tightest fitting, ass-cleaving jeans and a sleeveless top with a loose neckline. Looks fine around the office.
He is 60 and cute, I just turned 40, but wear all the Sam’s sizes I did 20 years ago when I was a gymnast.
We in adjacent sets at a round table so I know he can check out my whole body. I often catch him sneaking looks at my lower body, particularly my waist. I think he is fantasizing about unbuttoning my jeans and unzipping them. It makes me wet. I also lean over so he can look at my chest, and I wear a push-up bra because I am only a b-cup.
I get really good reviews. I deserve them, but this routine adds some insurance
I did that with my boss and I was the one that initiated. He was about 60 but very good looking and was an EVP. I was 37 and reported to him. We used to travel together sometimes. Sometimes with a larger group, once in a while just us.
After dinner one night we had drinks and have a few too many. I seduced him. I was similar to your Christine (and still am!). 5’5” 128lbs, very fit and wear a 34c bra. I blew him on my hotel room balcony and after he recovered we fucked for about 20 minutes. 4 months later, I was promoted to VP. Repeated only once. Neither of our spouses, nor anyone else ever knew.
Is Christine someone who would actually do it? Is she married? Do you think your husband would go for it? Or maybe he was just yanking your chain.
She is married and I don’t think she would approach him. But they do travel together sometimes, and she is very pretty and is in really good shape.
I don’t think she would initiate, but if they had drinks one night who knows. I just can’t get the image of them together out of my mind.
Invite her over for dinner, give her a few drinks then make a move on her yourself while making hubby watch.
Name someone local and see what his reaction is. If he doesn't seem to mind then make your move on that person. Also tell him if he touches his young girl you'll cut his balls off and feed them to him while she watches. What a jerk move on his part. By the way I am a man who doesn't believe in cheating but have had it done to me. I know how it can hurt.
I'd think that was a smart move on his behalf.
You should have also picked someone local.
Hell yeah!
Hey honey who do you want to be your hall pass?
"Oh honey, I love you so much but if I had one free chance to have sex with Brad Pitt. Who is yours?"
"I'd use mine on the hot young secretary I just hired."
Ser them up and wat h, other than that leave it be. It's fantasy!