If you have sex in church

God can blow me. I would fuck the holes in Jesus's hands tho

It would be a miracle if God blew you. You are a dickless devil.
You bend over for pitchforks at every turn.

Make a confession immediately - might see your pastor is masturbating listening your confession in details.

You may want to tell that to his priests.

I did as a teenager, punched him pretty hard with this a alogy! Brat that phssy up pretty good!