Bud Lite turned me gay

I had a few friends over at my house to watch some preseason football last weekend, and we were having a pretty good time. We were drinking beer and getting pretty rowdy, down in my basement room I had converted into a "game room". After the first game was over, we started running low on beer. I hollered upstairs to my wife and asked her if she had any brews in the kitchen and she said yes, and brought them down to us.
My buddies and I all looked at each other when we realized that she brought down a case of Bud Lite. After a few mandatory Bud Lite jokes, we all decided that Bud Lite was better than no beer at all, so we opened up a few bottles and set down to watch the big screen. About halfway through my first beer, I noticed that my bottle kept trying to push itself into my mouth, and before I knew it, I had half the bottle down my throat, and was sucking it like a fiending crackwhore.
I noticed my buddies looking at me kind of strangely, but they didn't seem to know if I was just joking around or what. I finished my beer and cracked open another one. Next thing I knew, I was deep throating the second Bud Lite, while I grabbed the empty bottle from the first one, set it down on the coffee table, dropped my drawers, then I straddled that bottle and slid my tight virgin ass around that warm bottle and took nearly every inch up my butt.
By that time, two of my buddies, who were also drinking Bud Lite, started ripping their clothes off and proceeded to double stuff me in my mouth and ass. Our other 3 friends, who were still drinking the last of the Miller Beer, got up and headed upstairs to bang my wife and daughter.

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