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Pissing On His Fire Hydrant
Blind drunk I had my little pecker out pissing on a fire hydrant. Some girls were giggling and making dumb comments.
This cop and his partner asked why I was pissing on HIS hydrant. Drunkenly and laughingly I just answered “woof woof “.
It’s alright officer I identify as a dog. That’s when the lights went out. I awoke in jail not the dog pound. Unlike the girls checking out my peepee the police had very little sense of humor.
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