My First CFNM Party
The Catagory says funny but maybe a catagory titled fun is in order.
Two weeks have now passed since I attended my first CFNM party. I am a male, 49, average height and weight with an average package.
My wife of 25 lovely years had attended some over the years and lately for the past four months been attending a monthly one. What was once a larger group had been thined down to four or five women with the pandemic and all the restrictions and safeguards in place. It just started back up four months ago and my wife is a regular.
She always tells me how much fun they were and many times asked if I would like to join in as one of the males. Since starting up again they have only one male that comes each month. I always pass on her offers. I fully know the male role at these parties, I have no problem being naked in a group setting and have been regularly on vacations at lifestyle resorts. Being a servent doesn't seem to be a big deal even though I have never really been regarded as a submissive anything. So, when my wife asked a week prior to this last party, again I declined.
Then the please, please, please started. The help us out talk because it seems the regular male would not be available. I still declined but she kept it up the rest of that day into the next evening before, mostly to get her to stop ranting and begging, I gave in. Evidently another woman at her last party suggested my presence. I asked what all is required. I added I wasn't interested in having sex as an entertainment. I was assured there is no sex taking place at these parties. To not believe everything I read.
She explained that I would be charged with serving the ladies present. Drinks, snacks, to them individually always being respectful to them because I must make them feel they are the superiors in the room. Fullfill irders for shoulder and foot rubs and compliment them on everything they do or say. All the while I do this I will be naked, fully naked excepty for a silly little bow tie my wife bought for me. A pink bow tie. Then she started explaining the ladies.
I was told that they love to tease the men. The find any way they can to humiliate them. They will call your cock tiny and worthless. Yes, they will touch it while teasing and humiliating it. Someone will probably pull a small ruler from their purse and measure it. They will say something negative about the size. You might ba asked to sing with one or dance with one. The male is always gracious and respectful. They may also slap your ass and you will be expected to say thank you over and over. Someone may ask if they can spank you. You can decline and they will respect that. It's funny but these ladies love to be able to take turns spanking a male's bare butt. Probably thinking of their husbands or someone.
The evening of the party arrived and we drove over to the house. When we arrived most were already there. I was shown to a room where I could strip and then join them. Here is where I started getting nervous. This was different than a group of naked people. This was naked me in the middle of a group that was fully covered. I was feeling naked. I made my way to the living room. Was introduced and they introduced to me. They all wore name tags and I was happy about that. I just wasn't feeling right about this lone naked person. The thing is, it wasn't just this submissive feeling.
Things pretty much went as explained and I was staying busy enough not to think of my nudity so much. I actually had other feelings I was trying to control. The little touchy feely stuff even though accompanied by insults to my manhood was exciting me. I was trying to control getting erect. I had to keep wiping away the orecum that would form in my dick. I never expected that this thing I was doing would be stimulating to me. I worked hard to keep it down including thinking about brussel sprouts which I hate with a passion.
Suddenly, it was there. A full bonner standing straight and rock hard. No gasp or noises came from the ladies, they just started clapping. Next they cheered. Evidently as explained later, they wait for it. It certainly never occured to me that it could happen. Just the opposite. I only got a couple slaps on my backside. They sorta stung but still, no problem. After a few hours it all wound down. I got dressed, thanked the host who was thanking me over and over for saving the party, and we left for home. As soon as we got in the door all I wanted was to jump in my wife because I was still really stimulated from the experience. We had a great time.
I am looking forward to doing it again sometime if asked.
Sounds fun and unbelievable, since everyone knows there are 10- 100 times more men into CFNM than women
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