Funny and gross
My wife and I met a couple on holiday that we will never forget, we spent a couple of evenings together drinking and telling each other stories.
The woman wouldn’t stop talking and she didn’t hold back with the details.
Everything she said she mentioned the bits you wouldn’t normally say to strangers.
Talking about our children growing up and all the silly things that happened along with a few embarrassing moments being parents the woman said that’s nothing, looking at her husband she said, you remember that time when you couldn’t control yourself and cum in me, I walked to the bathroom holding my fanny to stop it going on the carpet and my daughter aged 15 saw me, that was embarrassing, looking at her husband she said, there that’s another thing you didn’t have to deal with.
She didn’t stop, the poor bloke.