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She likes to eat during sex
I just started dating this girl, we've only dated twice. I was at her apartment and we were hanging out making dinner--corn on the cob and mashed potatoes. She was wearing some sexy leggings so my hands were all over her ass and crotch while she was cooking. She enjoyed it, she wasn't mad, but she said we'll screw later and kept cooking.
When she finished dinner she made up the plates and led me into the living room. She stripped down and said she was horny and wanted to fuck. I said why don't we eat first, but she said let's do both. No shit. So I got between her legs and we fucked and she said you eat one side of the corn cob and I'll eat the other, so I did. It was the weirdest thing ever. Really, sharing a corn cob while fucking. While we screwed she had me spoon feed her mashed potatoes too.
I've had some weird dates, but this one was really strange.
My 300 lb wife eats while we fuck. Then again, she eats non stop, unless she's sleeping.
My piggy ass loves being fed tons of calories, I love seeing my swollen belly jiggle with every thrust.
Strange choice of sex food. Me and my sister would eat jelly of each other during sex and sometimes we used squirty cream.
You couldn't make your own "squirty cream" ? You're an incestuous pansy !
I could make my own squirty cream but I rather lick whipped cream off my sister's tits instead of my own to be honest. I'm incestuous, so what?