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Shredded my balls
Holy fuck, dudes. Just a word of caution. I bought myself an electric Black and Decker leaf blower with a vacuum/mulcher attatchment, last month, to clean up the maple leaves in my yard. After trying it out on the leaves, I decided to take it into the privacy of my garage and see how it felt on my pecker. It has two speed settings, so I put it on the lowest setting, and put the suction nozzle over my cock and balls. It was sucking hard on my cock, really stretching it out, and felt awesome pulling hard on my ball sack. Then I switched it onto the high setting. I heard it wind up to about twice the RPM, and I felt a sudden sharp pain in my nuts, and heard the motor bog down for a second, and a kind of smooshing sound, so I turned off the switch. As I removed the vacuum tube from my groin, I felt an excruciating pain, and looked down at my ball sack, which was now bloody and ripped clean open. It took me a few seconds to realize that it had sucked my testicles right out of my scrotum and ripped them completely off and sucked them through the mulcher and spit them out into the leaf bag. I was screaming out loud from the pain, so my wife came out to see what happened. I told her too grab me a clean towel and call 911. Long story short, after a few rather embarrassing conversations with paramedics and doctors, I now have two rubber testicles, and my wife no longer has to worry about me knocking her up. They really should put a warning label on them power tools.
Your a f***ing idiot and got what you deserved .
Sue Black&Decker.
Dewey we talked about this...
Sorry for your loss, man. It happens to the best of us. Let us know if u can get it up again.
Now you have a bigger nut sack!
So it was a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker?
That sucks!
Yeah I will stick with my shop vac.
What a load of crap not even a halfwit would try that let alone thinking of it your really a queer prick