Xmas party

Every year my company has a Xmas party. The boss rents out a large cabin and everyone brings food and liquor. Cabin has like 5 bedrooms,two bathrooms an indoor jacuzzi, etc. There is about 25 of us hanging out, drinking, playing cards, watching football.

I'm not much for football. I was talking to one of the guys. He's a techie like I am. He knew I had ordered a new vr headset. He said, "Get your vr thing yet? I said, "Yeah the other day." He said, "Is it cool?" I said, "Yeah it came with some games free. Pretty awesome." He said, "You bring it?" I said, "It's in the car." He said, "Go get it. I wanna see."

I went and got it. We were in a separate room. He loaded my phone since I had all the stuff and he didn't want to download a bunch of apps for something he didn't own. So he's looking at games and stuff. Then wants to see what movies are like. I tell him to check out Netflix. He clicks on a different app that's next to it. He scrolls to the end of all the media files I have and says, "Oh. I see what you do. You got porn on here."

Oh dear. I did have porn saved on it. He loads a movie then says, "Gay porn at that! I didn't know you were gay." I said, "I'm not." He said, "Then what about the three gay vr videos you got on here?" I said, "Ok so I'm bisexual. My wife has no idea. I do that kinda thing when she's at work." He said, "I never knew." I said, "Yeah, how am I supposed to go about that? So Ryan, what's up dude? You know I suck dick?" He said, "Works for me!" I said, "Yeah but you're gay. Kinda different." He said, "Secret is safe with me."

So party rages on. Then it starts freezing rain. That turns to snow. I say, "If I leave right now I can make it home." Ryan says, "If you stay, you'll be snowed in. You and I can stay in a room. Not many ppl left now."

I stay. It's about 11pm. There is the boss, his mistress that he says is just his friend but everyone knows he's fucking, me and Ryan. I say out loud, "Guess I'm stuck here the night. Too dark and too slick to get out." The boss says, "You're welcome to stay. Just gotta be out by 10am." I text the gf. I tell her I'm on my way home. She says, "It's too dangerous to be out. Will they let you stay there?" Perfect! I say, "Not sure. Lemme ask." I wait like 15 min and reply, "Boss says it's ok. I'll be home in the morning."

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