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What can I use as anal toys?
I want something thick and smooth to put in my ass. A dildo isn't acquirable so anyone have suggestions?
I want something thick and smooth to put in my ass. A dildo isn't acquirable so anyone have suggestions?
Just take a cock, you'll love the feel of a real stiff cock stretching your asshole then pounding you until it fills your ass with thick cum.
In my experience, and always with lube: a broom handle, screwdriver handle, candle, rolling pin handle, hair brush grip, hot dog, homemade wooden dildo (condom to avoid splinters), tampon applicator, small flashlight, and so much more. Also if you want to add heat to the mix, two things I’ve done. One is boil an ear of corn (size of your choice) just enough to get it hot but not too soft. Let it cool enough then lube and go for it. Another is get a washcloth soaked in hot water then squeeze it out and roll it up very tight and slip it in a condom, then lube and go for it. I could go on and on. Good luck.
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A small cactus or baby porcupine
A Roman candle,,
Hillshire smoked sausage
It’s Easter and I buy the real stuff, but my wife likes hillshire crap, only not up her ass
They're great, not too fat, butt over a foot long. If it happens to break off you push it out like a turd. I know from first hand experience. They do get a little tougher and the surface get rougher if you cook it first.
Wife uses fingers and hand
Japanese eggplant
Cucumber with lots of lube
I'll second this suggestion with a couple of additions. English cucumbers are terrific because they're very long for good penetration and not nearly as thick as regular cucumbers. You usually find them in the grocery store wrapped in plastic. Then, I highly recommend getting a tub of Crisco Shortening for the lube. Easier than vaseline or other lubes to clean up afterwards. It's what my married fuck-buddy Mark uses on me with his 9" pony cock, and it's also what I use on my wife.
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