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Just a normal day at work!
At work having a smoke break a girl was talking on the phone, putting two and two together the conversation was definitely about sex.
She finished her call and we started talking, she was constantly moving about as if she was in some discomfort.
I said are you ok, not really she said, my boyfriend friend came round last night and he’s lot bigger than my boyfriend, deep very deep she said.
Her phone rang, I waved and left.
Bullshit... and making it somewhat cryptic doesn't change the fact that it's still bullshit.
What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?
What the frick
A girl can change the smell of her cunt