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Fantasy realized
For a couple of decades I have fantasized about watching my wife suck another mans cock. No 3 way sex or sucking him and me, just watching her suck a cock that isn't mine. She knew about my fantasy but we never acted on it.
My wife had a career that often had her very stressed, but lucky for me she handled the stress by going to the gym. This left her with a very fit body at 63, when she decided to retire. So with the kids grown and on their own and our lives to ourselves, we decided to take a vacation.
We found a nice hotel. Right on the beach, private balcony, 7th floor, great view. Ready to unwind and relaxed. My wife found that she loved sitting in the sun, watching the waves and reading. Then after a few hours we would stop at the Tiki Bar and have a couple of margaritas. The bartender was a guy that looked like a young Sammy Hagar. He was friendly and called my wife "babe" and his name tag said he was Scott. By the third day there, he had our drinks ready by the time we sat down at the bar. He said he saw us walking up from the beach.
On day 4 my wife was impressed that the young man had the drinks ready and remembered her name from the time she paid with her card. She also noticed that the drinks were stronger and that Scott was not afraid to take glances at her 38DD boobs that were getting tan and spilling out of her bikini top. We had 4 rounds that day and were feeling the drinks and my wife was feeling horny. I asked Scott for another round but my wife said to make them in a "go cup" so we could take them to our room.
Back in the room we showered together and had a good time fucking in the shower. I was drunk enough to ask my wife if she wondered if Scotts' cock was getting hard when he looked at her boobs. She said that she hoped he was getting hard and she found it exciting that a young "kid' liked her tits. We somehow finished the shower and dried off without falling and and sat naked on the balcony sipping the "go" drinks. They were gone quickly and I asked my wife if she wanted another. "Hell yes!" she said, "...but we're too drunk to go back downstairs." We both giggled and I said that maybe Scott could bring them up to us. "Ooooo, see if that can happen." my wife answered. I got up and went in the room to call the desk. I was horny and drunk and feeling bold, so I said to my wife, "I think you want Scott to bring drinks so you can suck his cock." She turned and looked at me, smiled and said, "well....maybe." Then she got up and came toward me and stood face to face. Looking in my eyes she said that she knew that was my fantasy and that she was ready to do it. With her bedroom eyes staring at me she says, 'Get him here...If he lets me, you can watch me make him cum." My cock twitched.
( I had typed out the details of how I got Scott to come to our room and how my wife got ready, but I know all of you don't give a fuck and deleted it. I got him to our room, that's all that matters.)
I sat in a chair in the corner of the hotel room and watched my wife of 41 years get on her knees before a 20 something young man that she only knew as the bartender of our hotel. I watched her take his cock in her mouth. She bobbed on it and licked it and made it raging hard. She covered that cock in her spit and made it glisten, She stroked it and sucked his balls. She took it deep in her mouth and held it there. She sucked that cock like she craved his cum...and she did make it cum. She worked his cock until she had him gasping and groaning and finally with a groan of pleasure he released a ribbon of cum that splattered on her face and in her hair. He shot more on her tits and she took the head in her mouth and allowed him to pump some cum in her mouth. Then she sucked out the last bit of his cum. She turned her head and opened her mouth to show me that strangers cum on her tongue before swallowing it. All this while i stroked myself.
Her actions and display were so hot and sexy and naughty that I was so close to cumming myself. I told her to clean his cock and she used her tongue and mouth to get the last drops of his cum off his cock. I was ready to cum and she knew it. My naughty wife took 2 fingers and gathered some of his cum from her tits. Raised the fingers to her mouth. She looked in my eyes and slowly licked the cum off her fingers while moaning with pleasure. I had my orgasm.
Scott dressed and left. My wife cleaned herself. Then used her toys to pleasure herself until I could get hard again. We fucked like we were in high school again, but we were not. The sex was better, hotter, more passionate.
Hey bare foot BS teller, Fuck off and get a life. No one finds your shit funny. And by the way, get a job and maybe you can move out of your mother's basement.
Fuck off, canine fornicator!
One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.
The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.
Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.
Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.
I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.
My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead.
I went to have dinner at a Chinese Restaurant enjoying some Kung Pao Chicken and crab Rangoon and then in comes a man wearing a Monk's Robe and he was barefoot.
I know Monks usually are barefoot but the restaurant still had a "No Shirt, No shoes, No Service Sign on the door"
It didn't make a bit of difference as this monk was both drunk and barefoot.
He also banged the gong and started slurring the words to "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" to the annoyance of everyone in the restaurant and this is not how Monks are meant to behave,
Then The Drunk Monk Kung Fu'd his way to the restroom and I nearly spit up some of my rice when I saw a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.''
Then several minutes later The Munk returns from The Restroom still barefoot and in his underwear shocking all of the Chinese Workers who now regret coming to America as a result.
Then he picked up his foot and started smelling his fucking feet in the restaurant as The Chinese Workers all looked very grossed out.
Then he went over to my table and snatched an Egg Roll, put the egg roll under his foot, and started sucking his toes on my egg roll.
I threw my drink at him and then got into fighting position as someone then shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT" As Me and This Half Naked Monk were now engaged in a brawl where I hit this idiot several times and he hit me back, but I was in a rage as I then slammed his head against the Gong.
I then took a TamTam Mallet and hit this Drunk Barefoot Monk in the dick making him scream like Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat 3 as some workers raised my hand in victory calling me the "Weiner" as they then dragged the Monk's drunk half naked ass back to his Shaolin Temple.
Flawless Victory for me.
Me and my family was trying to have coffee at Starbucks until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside Starbucks and he was holding a banjo too and as Starbucks employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant.
Then after he started shouting EIEIO the employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Kamala supporter farted right in the Starbucks worker's face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.
Then about 20 minutes later the Kamala supporter leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear.
He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the funny farm.
Then the Kamala supporter snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich.
I was so pissed off I took the trannie's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as Starbucks workers began to drag this half naked Kamala supporter out of Starbucks as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred trannie for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.
My wife always shown a distain for oral sex, well at least with me. At a unit gathering at the beach, she said that she was going in the water, I didn't go along as I am not that good of a swimmer. About an hour later I went looking for her. A guy told me that he'd seen her walking towards the dunes. I went there and stumbled on her with a man, and she was doing some serious sucking on his cock. I dropped down and tried to camouflage myself, need not have worried about being seen as they were quite oblivious to anything around them. He bent her over and was pumping her to at least two orgasms, before he yanked it out and she scrambled around and sucked and swallowed what looked like every drop of his cum, just like a porno, but what surprised me was the gusto of sucking and how she relished his sperm. Then to top it off they lip locked in deep passionate kissing that facilitated me getting away unnoticed, but I did see that I wasn't the only person that was observing them.
I sat at the Gazebo, thinking about what I'd seen, and the wife came up from the beach soaking wet, said she'd just finished swimming and was going to shower and change.
I just smiled and thought what an accomplished liar she was
That is exactly what I'd like to see my wife do. The thing is, she's sexy as hell, flirts like crazy....and if I could get her drunk she'd happily suck the head off any man. She LOVES having a man's penis in her mouth! Loves how much they like face fucking her.