Her mom
My ex girlfriends mom and I have been seeing each other secretly. We started fucking a year after her daughter and I broke up. We both realize that what we are doing is bad enough to where we should keep it secret. It's akin to a friend fucking a friends ex; a little more taboo than that but that's how we have been rationalizing it.
Anyways, we got caught by someone who used to work with my ex along time ago. They aren't friends really. But I only know her because my ex introduced me to her at a party a few years ago, so they know each other enough. We are holding our breath to see if she tells my ex.
If we weren’t all faggots, all of us Antifa activists would fuck our moms as a show of appreciation for ironing our costumes and letting us live with them and paying for all of our stuff.
I’ve been having sex with my 86 year-old mother-in-law. I retired a few years ago and my wife still works. Started about a year and a half ago. And I see the end in sight.