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2" Clit & 2+ inch nipples She pumped Iron She Pumped Me & Others
Her name, Laura although you had better call her, Mom. Was she Butch? Does a. Bear shit in the woods? She rode an 88cid full dressed Hog as for tats, she was fully illustrated. When I met her she was 36 years and had completed a 22 month bit for assault w/ serious bodily injury, not her first trip to the joint.
Some ladies called her, Large Marge, Big Bertha, once! They were disciplined, it was not likely a 2nd time that Mom would hear about it. Laura was eccentric, an enigma freak of nature but oh how, she could school us girls who wanted to with no clue to be bull dykes. It may sound pejorative But here in California Especially lesbian women Get a moniker that defines us, who we are, are you seeking a good time or more?
Let me say this, Ellen degenerate would not last 10 minutes in the circle nor Would Rosie O. those bitches are Hollywood pretend everything especially lesbians.
I can dig, most of you identity bitches ain't got a clue. Tell.ya what! I or Mom or Mama Lips picked you up in a bar, say we thought you were cute, nice equipment, just say. Took you home, few drinks in us, took you to fuck. I know I and real deal dykes wanna get our fucking guns off a lot, no one note Nancy and you gotta get home. Bullshit bitch! You ain't leaving until I'm done, we reading the same slut sheet, bitch?
I took you out of that pretender palace to fuck you, I intend to do just that. You bitches think because you smooch, rub twats, use glass toys you know how it's done. Or that shit you watched on an XHampster clip. Bullshit!
When Mel took me to Mom that is what I thought. Chckie was I all twisted up.in la la land. Ya see, there is a hell of a lot more nut and pleasure hiding in your gunn than you know. It is a mind and full body big "O" extending beyond your gunn.
A good fuck is BDSM without all the toys and contraptions. Double dildo used right, teeth v. clamps strap on make a Butt fuck fag freak out. slapping, yank out those pretty lochs, you, most of you don't know how to fuck from page#8.
When Mom was done you'd either be one butch hard core bitch or be renouncing women for some candy ass jock like the one with the 6" pencil dick wanted that gunn in high school. And by the way Mom Fisting elbow deep in both yer holes, Preparation for the real world. So what if you bleed a little bit You won't die of hypovolemic shock. But you'll know what that gunn is for.
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