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Muslim mom goes to traffic court
When I was 18 my Muslim mom got a speeding ticket
She had to go to traffic court
For some reason the judge didn't like the fact that Mom wore her hijab and long black Muslim dress
He told mom to come back in the afternoon with a short dress on
Mom bought a very short dress
She still wore her hijab
When mom sat down the judge asked her to uncross her legs
Mom spread her legs as she sat there
Her dress was so short that her pussy was showing
Every guy in the court room had a bulge in the front of their pants
Mom still had to pay a fine for her speeding ticket
Dead Muslims are the best Muslims.
Especially when they get doused in hot bacon grease and then dismembered before thrown in a pig pen.
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I remember the time Khalid tried to rape Mrs. Henning’s pet goat and Mr. Hennaing caught him with his pants down. He beat Khalid so bad that Khalid couldn’t walk for 2 years.
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In Minneapolis there is a rifle range near the center of town where they use Muslims for backstops so the rounds don’t fly too far after hitting the paper targets.
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