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I confess that bible does a grate musterbation job. the weed rolled with its pages is soooo strong . crystal lines sniffed from its hard cover gives you a splendid high. cumming on it is sooooo hot and wooooooow
im the chosen son of the greate Satan!!!!!
Interesting that you started your post with the words “ I confess”. I’d say you’re a lapsed Catholic pissed off at the world for your multiple failures (family, career, and friends) and blaming it on religion. You subconsciously want to attend confession but worry about what you’ll have to face about yourself if you stop blaming religion.
The bible makes good toilet paper as well
Hey, I find that insulting. I mean I wouldn’t offend you by wiping my ass with comic book pages.
Hey nobody ever said Satan worshippers could spell.
No your not. You’re a sick piece of crap that volunteers to go to Hell…so what that tells me is that you haven’t got enough sense to pour piss out of a boot. Let that sink in for a minute, provided you have a minute left.
Lol mate, no one who posts here is going to heaven