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Business trip sex that took a sideways turn
I was on a business trip with my new boss and after dinner, I found out she only booked us one hotel room. She intended for us to fuck, but I was married and scared and couldn’t perform so she kicked me out telling me to find another place to stay for the night but to keep my receipt and she’d reimburse me. I found some seedy motel because it was too late to try to get another hotel room for the night. As I was making the long walk from the check-in office to my room across the parking lot, some woman called over to me asking if she could bum a smoke. I don’t smoke, so I apologized that I couldn’t help her. She then offered me a beer from her room. I do drink, and it had been a long night, so I took her up on it. Then I fucked her. Not sure why my dick wasn’t working for my boss who was 10 times hotter than this roach motel slut, but if I could have fucked my boss that night rather than a stranger, it probably would have helped me keep my job, which I quit a year later due to our icy work relationship.
Jul 30
I am a penis craving secretary who takes dick-tation from my hung bosses and gets paid in sperm!!!!!
I am a cunt craving boss.
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I have a slippery pussy, but it's too tight for his dick. He has a fat thick dick. He gave up trying to enter me.
I have a tight pussy and his dick was too thick to enter me.
His dick was too big. My pussy was so tight he gave up trying to enter me.
Girls want the dick
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I always dress as a female when on business trips and pick up hot bisexual couples! Guess not the same thing, huh?
Are you some sort of transvestite
Ummm, not really…
I don't have a wild story. But. I did get pussy on a business trip. This happens.
I heard there's hookers who work hotel bars.
How much do they charge
The male dick goes into the female snatch
I arrived in NYC for a job interview the next day. I stayed at a nearby hotel from the interview's site. That evening I met a young woman at the hotel bar & grill. We hit it off. She too was in NYC for a job interview at a famous NYC restaurant.
We stayed in my room overnight and had memorable sex. So much so that we were both running late. As we walked the street the first jet liner hit the World Trade Center. Chaos ensued.
We backed off to a nearby church yard as we both struggled on what to do. We went to nearby phone booths and waited in line to called our appointments. Both of us received rescheduled appointments. By then the second jet liner hit.
Our rescheduled appointments became moot. Had we not been running late we may have been in the elevators. We found our way to the west side and eventually boarded a vessel that brought us to New Jersey. By that evening we both knew how lucky we were and somehow realized that we were owed our lives to each other and realized we had fallen in love with each other.
I made an impromptu ring from a paperclip that I had in my pocket and proposed. She accepted. We married exactly one year later in Arizona where it turned out we both had family in. We are still together and she still has the paperclip ring. The sex is still great !!!
Why are the comments in here always so fucking stupid?
Because this site is full of cock sucking morons
Did both of you get jobs in New York
What made the sex memorable? Did she lick your balls? Did she suck your cock,?
Yes that and many different positions
You fell in love with her on Sept 11th?
Did you shoot sperm up her twat?
Yes
Aww shit, a real tear jerker story with sex and a happy ending.
Does she suck your dick?