I want to fuck…

I want to fuck nearly all of my wife’s friends, I want to fuck my pastor‘s wife and his 3 oldest daughters, I want to fuck half the teachers and moms at my daughter’s school, I want to fuck nearly all the reporters on Fox News and CNN, I want to fuck my daughter’s dance instructor and her former gymnastics instructor, and former art teacher, I want to fuck my boss’s administrative assistant, I want to fuck the girl in customer service at the grocery store I go to every week, and one of the girls who makes sushi, I want to fuck at least half a dozen ladies from church especially the one whose husband looks like a lumberjack, but I would never touch her because her husband looks like a lumberjack, I want to fuck AOC, I want to fuck Jennifer Aniston (c.1995), I want to fuck Dawn Wells (c.1965), I want to fuck the lady who sold me my lawnmower, I want to fuck that saucy redhead on all those Saatva Mattress commercials, I want to fuck the nurse that wheeled me into my last colonoscopy, I want to fuck Karoline Leavitt, I want to fuck my daughter’s best friends mom, if I went to the gym I’d probably want to fuck nearly all the chicks at the gym, I want to fuck Taylor Swift, I want to fuck all the centerfolds from my dad‘s playboy magazines if I could time travel back to the 1960s because they’re all old as fuck now, I want to fuck that girl I saw in the legal department at work last Thursday, I want to fuck Salma Hayek right after she did that table dance scene in From Dusk Till Dawn, I want to fuck my ex girlfriend from 25 years ago, I want to fuck that girl at the vets office, I want to fuck that girl at the emergency vets office, I want to fuck the morning traffic chick on Channel 2, and the weather chick, and probably that investigative reporter chick, the one no one ever wants to see knock on their door, well she can knock on my door anytime, unless it is because I fucked one of those chicks I want to fuck and she turned out to be under age.

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