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DNA sample’s
I’m a 22 year old male and I work in a lab. We mostly do blood work ect. for other clinics. That includes multiple women’s health clinics. A couple of weeks ago we got a sample of a Pap smear. I found non human DNA that turned out to be dog sperm. I didn’t include that in the report but I keep thinking about it. I’ve never been attracted to... (more)
The night Mom died
The night Mom died me and dad went to the morgue to say our prayers for her
There were two guys by moms body which was naked on a table
They didn't hear me and dad come in
One guy said to the other guy Look at the tits on this bitch
He was feeling moms tits and felt her thighs
Then he said She must have been an amazing fuck
They say... (more)
Damn damn damn
I want my friends dad to fuck me. I imagine he has this big daddy dick that is too much for me but I'm going to take it. He is going to plow me until I get used to it and until I can't get enough of it. I want to sneak over to my friends house so her dad can work my pussy over I won't even realize what time it is until he tells me she will be home... (more)
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After dad died when I was 13. My mom started home schooling me so I can help her out as she was over 350lbs and could barely walk without...
When I married her mom I would never have guessed in a thousand years I would have these feelings for her. She developed early and it was...
I'm a 28 year old who had a mad crush on his 8th grade teacher. Every day in my 3rd period I would just fantasize of her and Id be hard all...
My wife took a lover. A guy she had a crush on in high school and had reconnected with at their 20th reunion. We assumed it was safe...
I started rubbing my kitty almost every night when I was still in middle school. I started using my mom's toys when alone to get myself...
Youth Is Wasted on the Young
In my 20s, I wasted so much time being heartbroken over some bitch who dumped me or over those who wouldn’t even go out with me to begin with. During a particularly arduous dry spell, my brother, who was also my roommate at the time, tried to get this MILF who lived down the hall to help me through my depression. She was cute and eager to please... (more)
The night Mom died
The night Mom died of a heart attack me and dad went to the morgue to see Mom and pray for her. There were 2 guys working there. Mom was on a table nude. I guess the guys didn't hear us come in. One guy said to the other guy "Look at the tits on this bitch." I was shocked to hear that and so was Dad
Morgue stories
So I work as a tech at a morgue. This is a bit strange but seems like this site has a lot of weird kinks that’s worse than this so I’ll post here since I’ve never told anyone at all. I basically keep up with things and move bodies and just basic stuff around the morgue. We occasionally get younger women (18-40) who have passed away from different... (more)
Different kind of feeling
After 14 years of marriage it's a different kind of feeling living out each other's sexual fantasies role playing them never actually going out and doing any of them
Pretending to be a new boss at work for her of the pool boy when the lights are off whispering in my ear how badly she wants a black man to fuck the wife out of her in my ear... (more)
Turned on by the fumes
My husband likes auto racing of all types, and we live near a drag strip and occasionally I accompany him to the races if the weather isn't too hot.
The weird thing is that I get really turned on by the smell of the gas and the exhaust fumes from the cars. I've never admitted it to anyone, but the fumes put me in a tizzy. We were there today... (more)
Psychic orgasm
Never thought that I would do this but not having had sexual relationship and over 5 years and I have a very beautiful 22 year old daughter living in the house I broke down and hid a camera in her bedroom.
I know I'm a creeper pervert. In the privacy that I invaded she was walking around her room in just her panties and this was enough to Turn... (more)
Not Nice Post. Figured something out, I need to say it SOMEWHERE
I know this is like, the Sex Version of this site, but I need to say this shit somewhere man.
I'm a grown woman, and I have this thing with Porn where I only look at Gay Porn. Only Men. I don't like seeing women in porn of any kind. And I think I've figured out Why! Every single sexual encounter I've ever been in with a man has been abusive! I... (more)
My wife went smooth
My wife of eight years works in marketing. This past October, she got promoted to manager but the job requires 40% travel.
About my wife. I think she looks great. She's always took pride in her appearance with regular running at the park and doing yoga at home.
She joined a health club with the other managers when she got the promotion and... (more)
Exposed
My mother met my black owner at visit to the prison .I could tell she was shocked at how I was dressed skintight white pants and tight T-shirt so my chubby tits showed the hormones Marcel fed me had caused my hips to flare my ass was real fat wore a chain with a spade madal on it .Marcel stood behind me stroking my throat .mom this my husband ... (more)
Back to school
My wife of 20 years left school without getting her Leaving Certificate (Irish Education), and when she applied in the civil service she was required to have it, so she decided to go back to school and study for it. I was delighted she had decided to get the certificate and backed her all the way. Before the school year commenced in Late... (more)
Very odd dream about my mother...
I had this strange dream a few days ago...
In the dream my mother (who is in her 40s and she looks a bit like Sophia Loren) was a cowgirl captured by Indians who dragged her towards a wooden pole; while they were preparing to tie her up, some Indians took off her hat, her cartridge belt and even her boots, leaving her barefoot.
At that point... (more)
Wet diapers
60-year-old white male
Loves being very nasty and perverted I dumpster dive for leaky wet baby diapers all that I enjoy wearing oh hell yeah so nice and squishy wet I'm just a nasty wet diaper pervert if it has anything to do with the baby's wet diaper oh I enjoy it so much and smelling face rubbing the licking oh and maybe even the sucking of a... (more)
My wife
Want to see my wife naked, leave a contact email
Having dreams about ex wife
I keep having dreams about my ex wife. 1st let me say that we have been divorced now for 20 years and I have remarried. The dreams are strange but have a common theme.
One dream that I have had more than once has my wife working some kind of adult charity fund raiser. She’s in a tent with three other women. All of them have their hands... (more)
I can’t believe I did this
I was working a 48 hour shift. Taking care of an emergency. It was about 11pm and I was making copies.
A young woman that I had never seen before walked in. I think she was surprised to see anyone in there. She just stared and said nothing.
I turned to face her to see what she wanted. She stared wordless for a good minute. I don’t know why... (more)
Ex girlfriends mom
It's been fascinating getting to fuck my ex girlfriends mom. She loses herself when we are together. She's a lot of fun. Its almost like she's been caged and repressed sexually for so long. She knows she's safe to explore and discover herself when we are together. She just let's herself go and she tells me how incredibly sexy she feels and how... (more)
Coming to America isn't easy
My parents are strict Muslim
Coming to America was difficult
Especially when we were at the immigration center
Me and dad were put in one room and Mom was brought by an agent into another room
She was in the room for hours
When she came out her dress was ripped exposing her tits and thighs
She was wiping her face and white liquid was... (more)
Role play with my bf goes too far
I started dating my bf 6 months ago and I love him. He is kind, sweet, handsome and we have amazing sex! We’re both in our late 20s and my ex husband was older. He could barely fuck me good once nvm more. My bf can go to work on me over and over again. We keep it spicy. Like role play. We tried age play and got addicted. I primarily fall back to... (more)
Muslim mom and me
My parents are Muslim Mom always gets mad at me because I don't have a job I always tell her she needs a good fuck to relax One day she was yelling at me and wouldn't stop So one of my friends offered to fuck her Mom has been more relaxed since that day
Very odd dream about my mother...
I had this strange dream a few days ago...
In the dream my mother (who is in her 40s and she looks a bit like Ursula Andress) was a cowgirl captured by Indians who dragged her towards a wooden pole; while they were preparing to tie her up, some Indians took off her hat, her cartridge belt and even her boots, leaving her barefoot.
At that point... (more)
Trumpy Trout
Being a strong Trump supporter for the past 8 years, I wasn't too surpised when my wife bought me one of them Trumpy Trouts for Christmas a couple of months ago. It's a animatronic fish, mounted on a plaque, that has a mouth and lips that move while it talks. The first thing I thought when I saw it was that it looks like a sex toy, and my wife... (more)
He’s pulled my skirt up again, and it felt like help yourself
He thought that it would be fun to lift up my skirt again, but the guys move in and wonted to play, it was the second time my husband had decided to pull up my skirt but this time our friends watching wonted some action and I got really grabbed straight away, with in seconds hands came from everywhere slapping and squeezing and even pushing right... (more)
He pulled my skirt up for all to see 😜
My husband really surprised me when he just lifted up my skirt.
We had met some friends at a pub, and the conversation were having was about why some girls don’t bother with underwear and one of the ladies had said that she never did because she found it exciting and a little daring.
We all started to dare her to bare all and to our surprise she... (more)
Her mom
My ex girlfriends mom and I have been seeing each other secretly. We started fucking a year after her daughter and I broke up. We both realize that what we are doing is bad enough to where we should keep it secret. It's akin to a friend fucking a friends ex; a little more taboo than that but that's how we have been rationalizing it.
Anyways, we... (more)
You can't dream this shit up
The amount of planning and subterfuge that went into to this simply amazes me. I’ve had an affair with my wife’s best friend that started when we dating. I know that while I was in love with my future wife I was only 18 and pussy held a strong pull on a young boy. What I didn’t know was that my future wife was behind it. It is sort of a long... (more)
Wet Lucid Dreams & Hands-Free Orgasms via Binaurals
I have been listening to Binaurals thru my earbuds at night when I sleep.
A binaural beat is an illusion created by the brain when you listen to two tones with slightly different frequencies at the same time; your brain interprets the two tones as a beat of its own. The two tones align with your brain waves to produce a beat with a different... (more)
I need some help with stitching 🧵✂️
I read a post about a girl that had a big clit so I thought that I would share this experience with you .
My wife some time ago said she thought her clit was on the small side and that when we had sex could I pull it about a bit and try stretching it to see if it would encourage it to get bigger.
Well quite some time went past and I had been... (more)
We tasted different
Yesterday, my wife gave me a blowjob in the shower. Something that she had not done in probably five years. As I watched her spit and what I had given her wash down the drain, I was reminded of something that happened just over 11 years ago.
It was in the summer of 2013. I knew my wife had a crush on her co-worker. He was a nice guy and I... (more)
Chain reaction at work
It was late in the day and I went into the back office at work to make some copies. I walked in and my friend Nick was standing there with his pants down, cock in hand, stroking himself over the waste basket. I said, "What the fuck are you doin', man?" He replied, "I'm going to stroke one out into the can. I've been feeling stressed out lately."... (more)
Foursome with wife and dogs
So, after watching some beasiality porn with my wife last night, and smoking some good dope, and drinking more than a few beers, we decided it would be fun to see if we could get our two dogs to have sex with us. We brought our dogs into our bedroom, and then we both got nuded up and climbed onto our bed. Our dogs jumped onto the bed also, and... (more)
He went there . . . .
I'm 26 and have been dating a guy the same age for about a month. We met online and things have been going well, actually. We are probably going to move in together soon.
We were invited to his older sister's place. Her name is Kaitlin. She's 34 and is married to a really handsome guy who is 37. Both Kaitlin and her husband Mike used to model... (more)
Fucking Mrs. Papori - Assamese Married Lady From sex to gang bang
I cannot forget her body, smell, and all her sexual skills. Her name is Mrs. Papori, residing from Guwahati, Assam. She is 33 years old and works in a private bank. We had sex in the beginning of 2023 in Arunachal. Later, we had threesomes and gangbangs too.
I went to Arunachal for office work but stayed in a resort as I had a few spare days... (more)