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Dirty dorm slut saves my night

One weekend when I was 17 I went to my brothers college to visit him. He had been in the military after high school so was much older than his dorm mates, 24ish. His friends and he were going to the bar to try to get laid and he left me in his dorm as I was to young to get into the bed but I wasn’t really much of a drinker anyway and I was just... (more)

So stupidly laughable bad

I was running a few errands and went to a nearby town where my friend Laurie lives. I hadn't seen her in several months, so I called her up to tell her I was in the area and to see if she wanted to meet up for a bit.
She said she was at home, but was hanging with a guy friend. I said okay, maybe we could meet up some other time. She said, "No... (more)

My husband set a trap for me 🌲🌲🌲

I really wanted to celebrate my husbands birthday because the last one went by very quietly and low key.
My randy husband loves to see me nelly nude and being quiet daring when we are out, so this time I thought of jumping out from behind a tree as we walked along a forest trail completely naked, but I would right happy birthday in lipstick on my... (more)

An old friend really gave it to me

It was really dark and the ⛺️ front was open because it was so hot, I lay on the top of my sleeping bag completely naked , I was ready for my husband to come back from the toilet for sex that I had promised so I got on all fours with my bottom facing the opening of the tent as a surprise for him, and then I suddenly felt his hands slowly sliding... (more)

My wife got strange looks and then split apart 🤪final part

In the first part I had explained how my randy wife loves to play tricks on me, but this time I had her underwear hanging off the back window wiper of our car and they were her sexy pink thong ones.
Some passengers in a car had already flashed his dick at her and she had no idea why, but it had made her feel very randy and she had unbuttoned her... (more)

Caught Fucking

Got caught one Saturday morning rearranging my neighbor’s guts by her 3 year old son who was supposed to be asleep. We had no idea how long he was standing at the foot of the bed before he finally said something. From then on, I made sure to lock the bedroom door when I paid an early morning visit.

My wife got strange looks 👀 and a lot more 😜

My wife loves to play tricks on me, the tricks always are of an embarrassing nature to me, like pulling my shorts down or deliberately not packing my underwear when we go on holiday.
On this occasion I thought I would embarrassed my wife so I waited for her to get into our car and then I zip wired her underwear to the car back wiper blade.
The... (more)

When Canada becomes a US state :(

IF CANADA BECOMES A STATE OF THE USA:
IT STANDS TO REASON THAT THEY WILL REFUSE TO GIVE UP FREE HEALTH CARE & FREE EDUCATION. AMERICANS WILL FLOCK TO THE NEW STATE FOR CARE AND EDUCATION.
CANADIANS ARE POLITICALLY CENTER AND LEAN LEFT FROM THERE. (80% TO 90%) THEY WOULD GAIN SEATS IN THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE ...OVERWHELMING THE REPUBLICAN... (more)

A day at the museum

We had decided to have a day at a museum , my husband said that he liked old things that’s why he likes me, but I’m not much older than him really.
We had decided to go up a metal staircase to the next level and as we did so we noticed two guys looking at me from underneath through the metal grinding and as they were both directly underneath us... (more)

Showing off my pussy dolphin 🐬 tattoo

My wife was so excited about her dolphin 🐬 tattoo, she had been very daring about having it done because it was a complete stranger that did it and she had it just about her clit and she didn’t have enemy cover put over it.
She had asked me to go with her because she was a little bit apprehensive about having it done, it was her first tattoo and... (more)

Showed Her My Dick, Twice

In high school, I very briefly dated this girl I wasn’t really into, but that semester, she was the only girl showing any interest. One day after school, we were alone in her house and we’re making out as usual. One thing led to another, and I asked her if she’d like to see my cock, which was stiff as a board. I had never shown my cock to a girl... (more)

Whoever is the first to get a pair of Luigi Mangione's underwear

They're gonna be a multi-millionaire soon, especially if they are dirty smelling like his unwashed hairy crotch and ass.

I wet myself on purpose in class

One afternoon at school we had just had a PE lesson before lunch, and while we were getting changed afterwards my friends dared me to wear my skirt extra-short. Having rolled my skirt up so it only just covered my knickers, I went outside for our lunch break and had a great time showing off my legs to the boys and teasing them with little glimpses... (more)

Stepdaughter Walks in on Handyman

A few days ago my teen stepdaughter walked into the bathroom when the handyman was peeing… on purpose!
He was doing some plumbing work downstairs then asked to use upstairs bathroom since the downstairs toilet was temporarily out of commission.
A seconds after he went in my stepdaughter came out of her room and headed that way. I told her to... (more)

When I’m bored

When I’m killing time in public I Like to Look at women and try to imagine what their orgasm face looks like.

Locked out

I once saw a 13 year old boy carried out of the school's showers totally naked. The showers were by the baseball field behind the bleachers. I was sitting on the top row of the bleacher with my girl friends when one of them, pointing towards the shower telling us "He's naked" There he was with four laughing boys carrying him by arms and... (more)

Crime: Do & Don't Your Pursuers have $Billions, U have only your

The recent blow-away of Brian in NYC in a beginning to bustle mid- town Manhattan sparked my interest in writing this for you folks that, most of you couldn't shop- lift from a San Francisco Walgreens with success.
#1 NYC Mystery Shooter: Tis obvious this little bastard has the blow hard/ close to the vest experts baffled. They, on the other... (more)

Bubble bath surprise

I was once fucking my girlfriend while we were taking a bubble bath together and as i was about to cum she smashed a huge shaving foam pie in my face, that was the hardest I've ever cum

They Just Needed A Nudge

So I'm a single mother in my 40s and I just have to tell this story because it always gives me and my now daughter in-law a good chuckle.
So my son has been best friends with the same girl for years. They met when they were around 8-9 or so and they've been near inseperable since but everything between them has always been completely platonic... (more)

Enjoying La Dolce Vita

When I was in the service, my first duty station was in Italy. We got an apartment in this town, it was on the 5th floor (in Italy that the 6th floor) small, but it had a nice balcony.
Saturday morning in the summer we'd sit out there and have coffee and think we were so sophisticated.
what I discovered is that across the way and 2 floors... (more)

I like teasing him

I am a 47 year old married woman. I have 3 kids.I have red hair and green eyes. I was once a crowned beauty queen representing my home state.
I sing in my churches praise team. One of the sound guys is older but really handsome. He’s single. I can tell that he has a crush on me but he has never acted on it.
Somtimes when he’s wiring me... (more)

Gross Funny

When I was in my 3rd year of highschool I met a guy off a craigslist type site. I was looking for people who were hung and he happened to be very lol(around 10inches). He wanted me to come over at night so I snuck out of my families house and went to his. He was probably in his late 40s to early 50s. When I got there he let me stroke his dick and... (more)

Slavery

After my Co freed me & I got back home I began to miss my owners in Lagos. I had been a sex slave, used & abused for over 3 months & now was free. But something in my yearned to be their slave again. I finally told my boss & he contacted them They agreed to swap the new man for me. Soon I will return to Lagos and return to my slave life, this... (more)

House guests

Have you ever had house guests and listened to them having sex? We invited one of my girlfriends to our Lakehouse and she hooked up with a guy from one of our neighbors. Our duct work runs from the first floor up to the second floor, so I went to get ice and lo and behold I could hear Kathy getting laid. Holy shit that girl is loud. My husband and... (more)

Nothing exciting really

Waiting for a train that had been delayed I got chatting to a woman, guessing in her forties.
We were putting the worlds to rights and the train was due in 3 minutes.
I said what plans you got for the rest of the day, anything exciting, not really she said, food shopping then see my mum and watch some porn I guess, boring evening really.
I said... (more)

He’s playing his game

Popped in to see my friend, had a coffee caught up on all the gossip.
Before leaving I asked where Josh was (her son) she said he’s in his room probably on his game, I said I need a wee before I go will say hello.
After my wee I knocked on his bedroom door and opened the door slightly, popped my head round and said, just saying hello.
He had... (more)

Uncomfortable panties

Visiting a friend in hospital after a car accident, she was asleep, after 20 minutes I was about to leave and a work friend of my friend arrived.
She was really good looking, nice slim figure, pencil skirt white shirt and long hair, while chatting to her she kept on fidgeting, lifting her bum off the chair and moving about.
I said you ok there... (more)

Scanned images

Going through some files on a very old pc. Stumbled across some scanned pictures of an old girlfriend pussy. I didn’t have a digital camera back then so my girlfriend sat over the scanner with her pussy on the screen. Got loads of images of her big floppy lips.

Older women

I've always had a thing for older women but my friend luke took it to a whole new level, he told us that he was on a website fucking older women, his stories were amazing, he'd tell us how he'd fuck women infront of their husband's, he texted me one day saying that he needed to talk with me, he then explained that he'd had sex with my mother... (more)

Another great cuckold moment.

Sometimes great cuckold moments are nothing more than a surprise reminder that your wife is seeing other men at an otherwise innocuous moment. This was one of those times.
It was a Saturday and my wife had been texting a lover in the morning to see if he would be available for a date later that evening. But he had not responded by the time... (more)

Blow Job Contest

As I told you in another post Kathy and I have been together for over fifty years there is nothing we haven't tried, nudist camps swingers club women on women men on men both of us watching and joining in together, as I stated before the swingers club we went to had different events one was called Blow Job Competition the only rules were she... (more)

A weird hangup about sharing my wife

Is it weird that when I'm watching another man fuck my wife, I get insanely jealous when he is playing with her tits? LOL! I don't mind them kissing, no problem with her sucking his cock, no problem with him eating her pussy, no problem with him fucking her pussy (we do require condoms for that), and no issue with him unloading his cum anywhere... (more)

My wife was the emergency stripper at my buddy's bachelor party

My buddy was getting married and me and another buddy were planning the bachelor party. Normal stuff -- beer, food, etc., with a stripper scheduled for the grand finale.
Fast forward to the day of the party, and I get a call from the stripper that she has to cancel. After hanging up with her I probably cursed because my wife asked me what was... (more)

Laundry fun

My wife and I live in an apartment with no washer dryer. So once a week we hit the laundromat. But first we insert remote controlled vibrators, hers in her pussy, mine in my ass against my prostate. . We each have the control for the other. The challenge is to try not to react when the other hits the button. It’s so much fun, especially if someone... (more)

I should win an acting award

I've been messaging and hanging out with this guy for three months now. He thinks we're in a relationship but he has no idea my roommate is my girlfriend! lol
I work part-time at a coffee shop. I'm a lesbian but I love flirting with guys just to see their reaction when they asked for my number or try to message me on insta.
This guy is... (more)

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