Post Something

Funny Confessions

High rise jerking

My wife and I were staying on the 15 th floor of a Florida beachfront hotel. The deck areas were glass with 3” openings on the perimeter . There was a couple 2 floors below us having sex . My wife was turned on watching this and dared me to jerk off between the glass . There was a breeze from coming toward us . My wife was rubbing my balls and I... (more)

Thoughts on Renting Dump Trailers: Companies and Managing Fleets

Hey anyone,

Do any of you rent dump trailers for your enterprise, or do you use dump trailers for personal or commercial use? I'm always keen on understanding how others in the industry are handling their fleets and what brands you're finding success with.

I thought I'd share my thoughts on Top Shelf Trailers. My name is Jesse, and I run... (more)

Best fun I ever had and secretly

Walked in and aunt was passed out on my floor with no shirt or bra. I just had to start jacking off over her face and titties as I tried to wake her up slapping her lightly and asking if she could see me. Lol. But cousin came in and I was busted real bad I got my punishment just wish I had a video of it.

KFC It's Toe Sucking Good

Since the Subway Toenail Sandwich challenge has been done to death it's time to go barefoot in another restaurant this time KFC with it's slogan being Finger Licking Good well this time it's Toe Sucking Good.
I would order my Chicken Sandwich from KFC and then take my shoe and socks off and walk into the restroom barefoot and put my bare feet... (more)

103

Depositing Shit in the Bank

So I was in line at the Bank waiting on these slow ass bankers to finish serving this asshole in front of me, and I had just ate lunch and was about to shit and finally the guy i front of me leaves so when it was my turn they send me the Carrier so I decided to give this bank a personal deposit
I couldn't hold my shit anymore so I unbuttoned... (more)

That surprised me

I would like to think my boyfriend is well endowed, he’s by far the biggest I’ve had.
He returned from walking the dog on a very cold and wet day, he was soaked right through, in the kitchen he started taking his clothes off putting them straight in the washing machine.
I was helping pull his clothes off and when he took his boxers off I... (more)

Big bush

My girlfriend friend is a voluptuous lady, she looks very prim n proper, only ever seen her looking glamorous, hair, makeup, nails you name it!
The other day it was really sunny and my girlfriend said Kirsty is coming round wants to sunbath in the garden.
I was pottering around the houses doing a few jobs, Kirsty and my girlfriend are... (more)

Magical fingers

After a few drinks, I admitted this to my brother, and a few of my friends... and twenty something years on, they won’t let me shake the nickname!
So it was a weekend at our family home - my parents were away, my siblings out, and I was out with a new girlfriend, who had driven over for our first proper date and we had gone out for the... (more)

Mechanical bull

I love watching women ride the mechanical bull, especially if they have only a tiny dress or skirt on. Its only a mater of time till the whole room can see their panties, bare arse or sometimes even bare pussy! Any ladies who love to flash it all on the mechanical bull?

Wet pussy farts

I dropped my car at the garage and walked home, I walked pass my friend house, knocked on the door - no answer, her car was in the drive so called and texted.
Knocked a few more times and waited, last knock then started walking, then I heard the door open.
I only saw her head, rest of her was behind the door, spoke for a couple of minutes and... (more)

I Was Born With 2 Cocks

Since there are so many fake stories on this site I am going to join the group.
I was born with 2 dicks. You can imagine all the hardships that creates in my life. Doctor's are baffled. They won't do surgery on me because they think removing 1 of my dicks would put the other dick in shock causing it to fall off leaving me with zero dicks. ... (more)

You can’t write this stuff

I was warned beforehand but it still shocked me, when I first met my girlfriend auntie it was a nice meet and greet.
Within 5 minutes she said I hope you’re fucking my niece good, a girl like that needs a good fucking and make sure you pay attention to the clit, every woman needs attention on the clit, she continued until my girlfriend told her... (more)

Don’t won’t to hear any more

My girlfriend sister is very open when it comes to talking about sex, I would like to think most of “us” don’t tell all about what happens behind closed doors.
The other day my girlfriend asked how her date went, she said it was ok I think he was a bit put off with the noise my fanny makes, I looked up when she said fanny and noises then she... (more)

Today' Poem

Rat Shit! Bat Shit! Dirty Old Twat! 69 Assholes tied in a knot! Hurray! Lizard Shit! FUCK!!!

Shaving my husband’s penis and balls

How do I convince my husband that if I shave off all his pubic hair it will make his peepee look bigger?

Not even a thank you

My mum asked if I could move a chest of drawers for her friend daughter, made arrangements to move it at the weekend.
I started taking the draws out to reduce weight and she freaked out shouting NO I will do that, please can you wait I will do that.
She answered a call and walked into another room talking, after 10 minutes I thought f@$& this... (more)

Wife's story: Her first rimming experience

Rimming sends my wife over! Here's how I found out.
My wife is from Charleston, SC. She's 5ft bottle blonde with blue eyes, 32B with a perfect butt from years of yoga, tennis and racketball. She's obsessed with the scale and tries to stay between 100lb to 110lb. She has a fun and flirty personality that guys love. The women in this area don't... (more)

Awkward phone call

I read a post on here not long ago about a girl giving a blow job to a guy while on the phone with her boyfriend. I tried a search to find it again to post my experience so I'll just post my story as a new post.
My son was 3 years old at the time and I told my husband I was ready to get back work. I applied for a job with a small company that... (more)

She is such a tease

My beautiful blonde wife is such a wild child. i work with engineers. as you can guess they are nerds. they have met my wife, and they think she's hot. recently she was talking to them telling them that they needed a girlfriend.
they kept coming up with excuses. she told them that they just needed motivation. she left and returned a few... (more)

I crapped on the floor

When I go out for the evening I dress well in a tailored suit but I have a dark side of me
I enjoy shitting all over the floor when in restaurants night clubs office buildings you name I’ve done it
Nasty diarrah messy splattered mess on the side of toilet and the wall
Then I wipe myself and throw the dirty paper behind the toilet and on the... (more)

The old days.

I am 47 now but when I was 21 I attended a friends wedding, While I was at the reception I met one of the bridesmaids that I had checked out at the ceremony, She was absolutely gorgeous, About 5'5", A little bit chubby but so gorgeous, Big tits and did I mention that she was gorgeous, Well, So as the night went on we were talking lots and she was... (more)

Getting a little one

My husband was looking at his phone and laughing. I asked him what was so funny and he was looking at a porn video with an attractive young girl getting it on with a midget.
He was amused at the young woman moaning and panting and generally act like she was getting off. He asked how can she be excited, one he'd be lucky if he was 3 inches... (more)

My wife is deathly affraid of bugs

My petite blonde wife has a killer body and 36d tits. She is always commando.
We were driving thru Mississippi and it got to be dinner time. She asked to stop in a moderately busy fast food place.
I pulled in and parked under a street light. She had her window open and as she was closing it a big flying bug flew in the car and right between... (more)

Ganged Tickled By My Ex and His Friends

I’m Bi. Was seeing this guy for about 6-8 months. We got fairly close. He was 7 years older than me. We got along really well and close to his friends who were older too. Me and his friends went to a huge SuperBowl party at one of his friends from college house. Mind you there were mostly guys with few girls. We were all drunk, being loud and just... (more)

Airing out the bush

In the beginning of our marriage my husband had to travel a lot, we’d live someplace for as little as 3 months and as much as 10. It was exciting and fun, got to see a lot of the US, Canada and England. The only drawback was as the project at that location my husband had to spend a lot of time at work.
Well a girl I met whose husband was doing... (more)

5Poppin' 9droppin'

Ayee I think my 🅱a🅱y momma 🅱 on this ho' too, yall look alive now😬😏💯🅱💀👿💪🤘👏✍️👁💢 #PLACESEVERYONE 💯🅱😒

The portrait above the couch

In first room you enter in Disney World’s Haunted Mansion there are a set of portraits on the walls. When the room begins to expand vertically, you find that each of the subjects are standing on the shoulders of other people. We have something similar in our home. There is a portrait of my husband and I that he had enlarged to 24”x30” and hangs... (more)

Russian web cam woman got pissed

I was looking at a cam girl the other night and she got pissed. It was a Russian woman she was mobile web cam from her car. She pulled into her parking lot and started playing with her pussy. She fingered herself for a little while then she got pissed. She got no tips or private show. She started going off in her Russian language. I assume she... (more)

Late night nursing care after a fall from my dirt bike

OK it's time to come clean about something. It was in those days when you either played guitar or you rode dirt bikes in high school. I rode a dirt bike. I was out with a friend of mine and I took a bad fall. I broke an ankle and got scratched up pretty bad and had to spend the night in the hospital. Late at night a male nurse came in and... (more)

Embarrassing

I have been going to this nude beach for a few years, and i like going there even if of all the years i having been going there only one other guy had a penis as small as mine. NO one has said anything to me about the size of my dick. There is one couple who is there every weekend that i have seen but never talked to. This one day i was walking... (more)

Non arse flash!

Was out last night. It was quite windy and a girl infront of me was wearing a tiny mini skirt. I was ready in anticipation of a cheeky flash but when it finally blew up I saw she was wearing thick cotton shorts! Each to their own of course, but surely it the good and proper thing to do while wearing a skirt like that is to wear a thong ... and the... (more)

First time I ever ejaculated...

First time I ever ejaculated I was playing with myself on the couch while watching Connie Chung on the news. I orgasmed and was like "WTF is all this sticky stuff in my underwear?!?" and I ran to the bathroom to change so my parents and sister wouldn't notice!

My baby daddy is my mother's Daddy

During my senior year in high school an executive became interested in my mother. It was a Daddy type thing, she liked older men, especially with money. He came to the house, a rental house where I had been born. He got up after having sex with her, I was in the kitchen. I never made it to a bed, he had sex with me in the kitchen.
I... (more)

When I was like 5 I peed on a potted plant at my grandparents’

I heard the phrase “watering the plants” and took it literally lol

I just wasn't 'with it'.

When I was a kid there was a joke at school about Raymond the effeminate man in administration. They said he went to the supermarket and asked for a peperoni sausage. The butcher asked him if he wanted it sliced and Raymond asked him if he looked like piggy bank. It was a long time before I got it. The whole thing went right over my head.

More More

TRENDING

RANDOM

POPULAR