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My Devout Methodist Wife
My wife recently told me that at college in the 60s she kind of fellated a boy. She didn’t like it so that’s why she has never tried it again.
Does It Work ?
Have any of you been bent over or asked to kneel for your supervisor? Did it help you move ahead? Should I flirt with my supervisor?
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After dad died when I was 13. My mom started home schooling me so I can help her out as she was over 350lbs and could barely walk without...
I'm twenty-four and single. My mom just had her fiftieth birthday. She was feeling down about this. She has been divorced from my dad for...
I started rubbing my kitty almost every night when I was still in middle school. I started using my mom's toys when alone to get myself...
My wife took a lover. A guy she had a crush on in high school and had reconnected with at their 20th reunion. We assumed it was safe...
I'm a 28 year old who had a mad crush on his 8th grade teacher. Every day in my 3rd period I would just fantasize of her and Id be hard all...
KAMALA n PUTIN Not Getting Along
Putin was quoted as saying VP Harris could not stop laughing in order to suck his cock. So he bent her over for some butt sex. He said she hardly flinched. Just kept laughing although his cock is very thick.
My GrandMom and Oral Sex
Long after my Granpa passed my GrandMom and I were talking. Grandma was giving me marital advice. She knew oral sex was perfectly natural but she was never able to do it. Wish I had known that before Granpa died.
Porta potty
Stopped at a porta potty to piss while on bike trail. Holy shit, i mean HOLY SHIT ! in it was a solid log about 9 inches and 4 inch round ! they tried to cover with toilet paper but way to big! found a coffee cup in bin outside ,no one around so i reached in and picked it up(rock solid..it had to hurt coming out;) put in cup . i put in water... (more)
Porta potty
Stopped at a porta potty to piss while on bike trail. Holy shit, i mean HOLY SHIT ! in it was a solid log about 9 inches and 4 inch round ! they tried to cover with toilet paper but way to big! found a coffee cup in bin outside ,no one around so i reached in and picked it up(rock solid..it had to hurt coming out;) put in cup . i put in water... (more)
Like The Moon But Darker
Humans are like the moon. We all have a dark side that nobody ever sees.
Why Must I Apologize?
When you shoot ropes of semen on to my face and into my eyes and mouth why do I feel like I should apologize because it stings or makes me feel like vomiting?
You should be the one apologizing!
When you push your stiff knob to the back of my throat and I gag, why do I feel the need to say “sorry”?
You should be the one... (more)
Sniffing my coworkers clothes
Some months ago my co-worker turned 18. We work all the shifts together and close the shop together. He's straight and Im gay (32 years old).
Normally when we close I stay because I need to wait on my bus and I spend my time sniffing his workpants around the ass area. And man does he smell sweet. I also smell his tshirt armpits before I wank off... (more)
Weird
I fantasize about fattening my wife to a massive size while the only thing I can have is her breastmilk. At first I just lose weight but gradually I begin to shrink. Her belly dwarfs me as she teases about snacking on me. After being used as her dildo and completely exhausted she opens wide and eats me. The last thing I feel is being crushed in... (more)
True MILF Slut
I went out one night to the local dance bar hoping to find a piece of ass. Little did I know I would I would end up in this slut's house and find out she was a kinky Milf slut allowing her son join to join in with guys that she brought home. She loved to have a cock up her ass while sucking her son's dick.
Her and her son sat at the table... (more)
I Have A Dream
I dream occasionally of sucking my own dick. It is realistic and satisfying. I don’t actually suck. I simply hold it firmly in my mouth. I have only about 1 1/2” in my mouth. It is so unusual to have dual feelings (mouth and cock) simultaneously. I’m disappointed and embarrassed at being such a horrible fellator.
Surprised, Loved it
The day before my wedding I turned 16 and only had 2 sex partners. My husband was my 2nd and my father was my 1st... For my wedding gift my husband told me not to have sex for a month before the wedding because his gift was gonna be a surprise. After we said our I do's he leans down and tells me that his gift was my 1st BBC, and he wanted my PUSSY... (more)
Does Pussy Taste Like Chicken?
I have a job cleaning vacated apartments. One 2 bedroom apartment apparently had university girls living there. They left quite a clutter behind. Amongst everything else I collected over 20 pairs of expensive looking sexy panties. All had heavily crusted crotches. Obviously I used some to jack off with. Then I had this crazy idea to make some soup... (more)
I like to show pictures of my wife
I love showing pictures of my wife. Would you like to see them? If so then let m know.
Mum and her friend
Hi all,I'm Lee just about to get to the half century mark!! Been divorced 3 years now,bitch of a wife had the house and I've moved back in with my mother! I love it,it's like being a teenager again,my food is on the table as soon as I get in from work,she spoils me rotten,sitting watching telly one night with her and she mentions women! So any... (more)
Nasty Funny True Fantasy !
My twin sister and I (18 yo boy) think we may be gay. We peeked as two neighbors each filled our chubby mom’s back door and pussy with their semen. I couldn’t stop looking at the men’s asses and dicks. My sister kept talking about our mom’s hairy gash and sagging breasts.
After the men left we entered and Sis and I went down on mom. I... (more)
s machine
I just bought a sex machine stretch clothes.
I now have a wardrobe full of women clothes.
wearing them now the stretch ones with tights
and navy blue knickers I feel like a whore
waiting to be fucked by male or female.
I am waiting on a new bed the old one metal too big for the room.
loads of sex toys straps the sad thing is I am over... (more)
Environmentalism gone too far?
I’m studying at a liberal west coast university. Our professor says we should all do more to save the environment. She says that we can all do more. For example she says the department head has not passed gas in years. She also claims that the department head’s fecal droppings do not stink. Even though they are both female I don’t think it’s... (more)
The Smell of Her Rear Hole
My woman has a complaint about our 69ing. When I’m on top she can’t breath. I lodge my cockhead in her gullet cutting her wind supply. Also my ball sack covers her nostrils blocking air supply.
My complaint is when she is on top. My nose is way too close to her gassy hole when I’m sticking my tongue into her grassy knoll. Unlike most males I... (more)
Ivermectin, What Men Are Searching For?
Before I died in the hospital suffering from the Chinese Virus I was placed on a ventilator. Lying there extremely ill my flaccid penis was enormous. Extraordinarily thick, long and heavy. All my life I was on the small side of average. Men and women alike entered my room to peek under the covers. They all walked out astonished. Including my wife... (more)
I caught my wife having sex with our best friend
I came home early one day and I was walking down the hall way and there was a bath towel laying on the floor I walked into the bedroom and my wife was on all fours our best friend the dog was licking her pussy inside and out I could see she was horny and saying that feels so good I had my phone out video her and the dog she must have been so horny... (more)
Distressed Damsel’s Soaked Panties
I was late night bank fishing at the lake.
University students would frequent the area drinking, screwing and such. I could see this one couple silhouetted in their car going at it hot and heavy for over two hours. Didn’t appear to be screwing but it was apparently a very intense make-out session.
About 2:30 am they tried to leave. The... (more)
Suprise
I had visited lady friend and wd been drinking smoking weed and I was falling asleep and asked if could crash on settee she said yes and got me a duvet I undressed got under and was chatting and at some point passed out well had phone call about 8 am and sat up and friend was still awake sitting opposite on other settee and had silly smile on face... (more)
Am I weird or perverted?
What is wrong? I have no interest in having sex with my voluptuous mother or my young firm sister. It doesn’t excite me to think of my 11 3/8”, heavy cock throbbing between my mother’s pendulous breasts. I have no desire to feel my sister’s young cunt tightly gripping and clenching the engorged head of my ridged manhood. It would turn-on most men... (more)
Selling used pantyhose
8 years ago, I was in college and waiting tables at a sports bar known for is outfits. All I'll say is orange shorts and pantyhose.
The place has crazy turnover so after two years, I was one of the senior waitresses. lol
I had a few night classes so I would work the lunch shift during the week.
Bob and his wife were regulars. They owned a... (more)
Sick or what?
I posted on Naughty Posts my perversions. It sickened me. So I came back later and commented on my own post about how disgusting I was. Then I commented again later telling myself “Who are you to judge me?” Is something wrong with us?
Crossdresser
I want to advertise myself for sex how is the best way to do that please help
Dirty father in law
My mother in law suddenly passed away 2 years ago,leaving my husbands dad Jack alone,it really hit him hard,Jack is 4 years older at 72,we all went around as often as we could but being self employed along with my husband,spare time was pretty hard to come by,so I asked my friend nina who is a carer to pop round whenever she could for a bit of... (more)
Mum and daughter
Our local pub had organised a ladies night,you know what I mean when I say a ladies night,yes male strippers,both of us being from the local area obviously we had to go!! Mum is 65 and great company on a night out im 39 married with a couple of kids,im not kidding you it was packed in the lounge full of screaming women baying for the stripper to... (more)
Best gym partner ever
I have a private gym at home and have worked out ever since my teen years. I guess I kind of got obsessed with buying gym equipment because I own just about everything you would find in a normal gym and 2 of some things.
I got myself a personal trainer a few years back and being single I opted for a female trainer. Honestly I wanted some eye... (more)
Clits
Does any other men love big clits on a woman ? I truly do as i can fantasize about sucking A small cock It makes my dick so hard
Nasty Dirty Trick
Wanted to get my friend-with-benefits to give more serious thoughts to her promiscuity. So I surreptitiously inserted three green M&Ms in her vag at the end of a session. Days later after much concern I confessed and we laughed and laughed.
Having sex with best friend
I was home lone except family dog he was in the front room. I was getting out of the shower and heading to my bed room I thought I close the door but I guess it was open a inch or two Iwas on all fours looking for something in the closet and the dog must used his nose to get the door open and come in he started to lick my balls and penis I told... (more)