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AMERICA IS GREAT NOW
There have been at least 488 mass shootings across the USA so far in 2024. We are the best shooters in the world. We will break this record in 2025 with our new leader in the White House ready to pardon us. We practice often that's why we are the best. We'll kill you if you try to stop us. We are the greatest on planet earth !!!!
Post on Naughty Post Confessions. =_= Some of the most twisted fu
On Naughty Post will be found not limited to the following as some psycho pathologies have yet to be classified or named.
Where do I begin? There is the obnoxious NP TROLL you have all seen his non sequitur bullshit and repetitive you name the character on his keyboard and he inundated an entire comment section. ( Fuck yes he loves this... (more)
People are cruel
I was homeschooled by religious parents. I have a boyfriend and we plan to marry but I got a full academic scholarship to a university 6 hours away. I'm an introvert so my roomie invited to join a sorority with her. I was hesitant because during hazing I had make out with one of the current members. They knew I had a boyfriend, promised not to say... (more)
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LET'S ALL MAKE AMERICA YOUNG AGAIN
The United States as a whole should have a cut off. None of your leaders should be still in office at 70. There should be a mandatory cut off and retire at 65 year old for every single public office from sea to shining sea.
The age of 65 will end all political careers, period, no exceptions. It will keep the Boomers out, with their old worn... (more)
Pee Stained Khakis
I hate dealing with pee stains in my work pants after I take a piss. Even after I've shaken it and used toilet paper to catch those last few drips that I try to squeeze out. I guess I'm at that age where things aren't working as efficiently as they used to, but at least I can still get it up on demand- though I feel too young to be dealing with... (more)
SHOULD MAYOR KAREN BASS BIG SUPPORTER OF FIDEL CASTRO
A Karen Bass current Mayor of Los Angeles was a strong supporter and advocate of Fidel Castro's Marxist ideology. beginning in 1974 when she began making trips to Cuba in support of the Marxist fascist leader
She was a member of:
(((Venceremos Brigade))))>>pro-Cuban group that organized trips by Americans to Cuba.She visited Cuba eight... (more)
Trump has done nothing to help the LA fire victims!
Trump has done nothing to help the LA fire victims!
Clava is the best
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THE ART & SKILL of Pleasing and Satisfying Superior BBC
This post will Inevitably bring out in the comments the Comments the disturbed mentally ill TROLL that consumes up to area for 10-16 comments with shit like this---->>>(^^^^^^^×××∆∆aaabbbccc,)etc. Many of you have observed his Obsessive malicious Harassment. In post about African Americans. He is ( " Naughty Confessions Post:) Resident Vicious... (more)
Vice nice, Incest Could be Better?.Better Yet; Law America 1824
First Of All in 1964 most 8th graders knew the following: Who fought in the Civil War & Why. Our 3 Branches of Government. The speed of Light. Why the Lewis & Clark Expedition. Some, Pocahontas. Names of bodies of water on East, West & part of our Southern Coast. First President's name? How to read/write Cursive, Tell time on Analogue Clock + a... (more)
I'm probably a bad person
I'm 65 and have been able to semi-retire. I changed careers and have started a small business that I plan to operate until I drop. It is a labor of love. I'm not trying to make a killing, but just enough annually to add to what I already receive in Social Security and my retirement from working at an insurance company for 32 years.
I needed... (more)
Grow some balls
As a woman I must say men these days are such little bitches (animie femboy crap), they never take action and are getting pussy wiped by their girl friends. And that's not to say I like austintatious, fagile ego chawawas like Andrew Tate, those guys are even more pathetic. What happed to normal healthy self reaspect and heathy confidance? Anyway... (more)
Watched my wife have sex with another man
This story is true. I tell it as it happened. This is not fiction.
I am 32 and my wife is 22. We met when I was giving classes on modern art to junior students in our art school. She was the most beautiful girl in that class. We chatted ... fast forward 6 months and we were happily married.
Now fast forward 2 years and I started having those... (more)
Fetlife is odd
I find it odd that a site which is sexual in nature would be full of women (specifically) who are unopen to random hookups, etc. They are not as sexually liberated as you'd think. Not a complaint really, just seems strange. I thought the point of it was to connect with others, for people who claim to be kinky they are prudish.
Barry and Sabrina
So sick of all the comments against him, don't like celebrities or him or Sabrina. I see another human being kicked when he's down. That's what I don't like. You people need to remember these celebrities eat, shit, sleep and screw like anyone else. If they don't wear makeup they get crust in their eyes, they stink if the don't bathe. They're not... (more)
Should a 15 yr. (F) be able to date, wear lingerie w/46 (M) where
Our family lives on the Periphery of what you'd call Beverly Hills, except we are in Texas. All the same, those properties there, two-miles away average value, $25+ Million dollars behind the gates.
We are 90% sure, not 100% with proof this man is fucking our 15 year old high school junior daughter. We found the legal remedies suck! In fact... (more)
BRIAN THOMPSON UNITED HEALTH $10 MILLION A YEAR GUY
Imagine that! This cocksucker gets shot down on 54th like the dog he is. Probably turning some poor bastard down the desperately needs an appendectomy, Turning some woman down that needs a lumpectomy on her breast, Turn on some accident victim down that need physical therapy, All the sick people that need healthcare that paid for it that this... (more)
Why Are Some Men So Utterly Stupid?
I don't understand why so many men are turned on by the idea of other men fucking their wives so much so that they nag their wives to do this and let them watch and then the man is surprised and upset when it turns out their wife enjoys having sex more with the guy that they themselves nagged her to fuck. Where does this level of stupidity come... (more)
He called me by her name during sex. Wtf?
I had my friend Sophie and her husband over. We had a nice time. My husband had dinner and drinks with us. They went home, and we went to bed. It was a regular having friends over meeting. A nice dinner party, nothing abnormal.
In bed that night my husband was pawing me for sex. He was pretty out of it, I'll give him that, but I was game for... (more)
SEX, POWER, CONTROL. The Malignant narcissism of HOLLYWOOD ELITE
DESIRE for the Bennies, desire! Am I puzzled, or what?
I'd bet my tits you never heard of any shit like this. Legal loopholes, plenty. The shit that can happen in.....the rule of law, a fucking myth, if you ask me.
I am 24 from Austin, Texas. 3 yrs. U of T Austin, no degree. A theater arts major, mass media, minor. Like 10 million before me... (more)
I didn't do nothing! What You Must Know About Police & Arrest.
🚫 KAREN'S PERMITTED YOU ARE TOO FUCKING NUTSO!
As an arch criminal. Law degree JD in Tennessee 2 years practice before life-time license revocation dis- barred forever- in United States. Oh well, now I can give advice, advocacy assistance.
Cops of all stripes, credentials, badges believe this: Everybody, all human beings are guilty of... (more)
Fuck opinions from PEANUT GALLERY Go√ if you got META or Insta pa
You might want to make a note √ More than Meta, Instagram or Readit more to life, liberty and freedom, Facebook or Insta friends only exisst digitally, you on the other hand, think they a really some 👎 👍 You' ll ever actually meet. We call that delusional or magical thinking. As identified in the Diagnostic And statistical Manual Of mental... (more)
Some of My MAGAs Friends Are So FUCKING Stupid!
I'm a Republican, and some of my MAGA friends can be so stupid! Why do I say that?
One of them was talking about how Trump wants to run for a third term in 2028. So here's what I told this bozo:
1. The 22nd Admendment has to be change with 2/3 vote in the House and Senate. That won't happen because you have some members of the House and... (more)
Judgmental daughter
I'm a single mom, 39, and have a daughter who is 22. I had her young at 17, and of course it was unplanned. I raised her alone most of her life and she's turned out to be a pretty good human. She's had her issues, of which I partially feel responsible, but she is doing somewhat okay. She's taking a break from college due to stress/depression and... (more)
I Purposely Don't Mention Race in My Accounts
Some of you people haven't evolved much and will look for any reason to revert to your orc brain and fire away with racial bs. I'd love to describe in detail some of the beautiful black bodies I've laid or just to add context and paint a full picture, but you won't focus on the story at hand because intelligence is a rare commodity these days... (more)
To the Individual Commenting "Is this really a naughty post?"
Suck my cock! You've been posting that comment everywhere. Funny thing is, you are reading these post. Go back downstairs to your Mom's basement, and jerking dreaming of fucking your Mom. Is this naughty for you?
Do You Know How To Make America Great?
I won't say "Make America Great Again" because for the 65 years of my life, America has always been great.
You can make America Great by having the MAGAs stop their hatred towards the Democrats. And the Democrats stop their hatred towards the MAGA.
All this fucking hatred does nothing to keep America Great.
Need to remember that there... (more)
Trump Needs To Do This On Day One!
On his first day of his second term, Trump needs to order all Federal Employees that are working from home to return to their office!
There's so much fucking waste going on with Federal Employee working from home. Employees watching TV while suppose to be working. Taking long lunch breaks with their non-Federal Employees.
A couple of years... (more)
Make MAGA Backfill The Jobs Left Behind By The Mass Deportation
When these mass deportation hits the hard working undocumented illegal immigrants, make the MAGA men and women take those jobs.
MAGA has been complaining that these undocumented workers are taking away their jobs. Well then, go be a dishwasher and cook in a restaurant. Go be a roofer, as people will need new roofs due to bad weather... (more)
My House Representative Failed
From 2011 - 2024, my GOP House Representative Fucking Failed! He submitted 232 House Bills during the pass 13 years , and only two became law. Approximately 211 were introduced then nothing. He had a 99% failure rate with passing some good House Bills. I guess this is what MAGA means by Making America Great Again?
Grandparents
Its fucking irks me how many Grandparents end up raising fucking ...they already went through that shit...99% should have been aborted anyways; seems like they all have that imaginary disease (?) assberger whatever...crackhead, junkie, geekertweeker...your fukkin misfire living miscarriages are more of a hinderance than you are...I didn't think... (more)
This site is awsome
There’s so much weird shit but it’s extremely intresting to read, there’s many posts very often too, I love this website. Also I’m 51 backwards, and a male. But I’m not some retard little kid you can take advantage of, lol.
Trump is back!
This is for all you free loading faggot liberals, fuck you! Get off your ass, dye your hair back to its original color, sew your dick back on, talk to your doctor about testoterone shots, then get your ass in line at the job fair. Take a look at that solid red map and understand you are irrelevant. Your extreme ani-life ways will no be tolerated... (more)
MAGA!
Im looking forward to the next 4 years! I hope this administration cuts off all the bottom feeding lefties. They are cancer to this planet. They are brainwashed and brain rotten, we dont need that spreading! Glad Biden is out, luckily he didnt croak in the white house. Biden and Harris are a fucking embarrasment! You really think youre something... (more)
Isnt it funny how..
Isnt it funny how there will be ONE Harris sign in a neighborhood surrounded by 100s of trump signs and that ONE harris supporter is always either a lesbian couple in their 50s or an old crusty single queer guy thats constantly calling in on people. You literally have to be a clown to support the left.. colored hair, frail, no testosterone... (more)