Posts tagged "imagine"

Special Snowflake White and The Seven Dorks

I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.
Snow White... [more]

Medical records part 2

Further to my previous post..
Concerned about medical records
I finally found out that when she was 24 a 17 year old teenager had made her pregnant!!
Previous post.
When I was ordering a prescription online for my wife of 40 plus years, a section said medical records.
I said let’s look at your medical records...
She shouted, no don’t... [more]

With Dad's approval

I remember the day that my life completely changed. I was your normal kid growing up and didn't cause much trouble. You could say that I was kind of a momma's boy. My stepmom spoiled me rotten and we were usually together most of the day.
My stepmom is beautiful. She is tall with light blonde hair, and my dad went out and bought her a nice set... [more]

Sniffing my Mums dirty panties

Laying in my bed masturbating my rock hard cock while listening to my stepdad fuck my mum and listening to her moaning and groaning and telling him that she was coming turned me on so much.... I love to imagine that it is me fucking or licking my own Mums sweet wet pussy making her cum all over my face.
I got up and sneaked into the bathroom so I... [more]


When ever i see an Asian it grosses me out they're always wearing those discussing flip-flops it's a fucking turn off... no wonder they have Duck feet

A Chance Meeting

Noelle Peterson, the one that got away. All through high-school and halfway through college, I'd had a crush on Noelle Peterson. She'd disappeared halfway through college, just did not show up for year three. Of course there were rumors; a girl that hot doesn't just go off the grid without causing a disturbance in the force. I'd heard several of... [more]

I love pressing my belly

It's probably weird but I love pressing my belly, it's an interesting way to have an intense orgasm. I've never done it with anyone but if I did I would want something heavy and sturdy like a book pressed into my belly right below the navel. I would also welcome having my navel prodded the deeper the better! I have never met anyone else with this... [more]

Suck my cock Felicia

I love when you are in your yoga outfit. Those tight pants and your ass look so good in downward dog. Your tight top without a bra. Your sexy tiny Asian tits begging to be sucked hard. Those lips and the way you smile so wide makes me so hard, I imagine you kneeling in front of me and sucking my cock slowly with that slutty look on your face... [more]

Concerned about medical records

When I was ordering a prescription online for my wife of 40 plus years, a section said medical records.
I said let’s look at your medical records...
She shouted, no don’t do that!!
It surprised me and I questioned why she jumped at me so much about this?
She said that she just didn’t want to bother looking at things like that.
We had a row... [more]

Fucking my busty teacher Manjit

When I was 16 I wrote a note to Manjit my busty Punjabi teacher confessing my attraction to her. She sat me down after school and said she was surprised and flattered. We made small talk but all I could think about was squeezing her double D boobs. We would write notes to each other in class and she would sneak them in my book when she walked... [more]

Showering with my son

My husband and I both showered with our kids until they got to the age when we realized it became different.
I saw both of my parents naked as a child. That ended with my dad way earlier than my mom, dad being somewhere before high school, and mom later. My dad was a truckdriver who came home late at night, and would wake me up to spend time... [more]

My friends gangbang my cousin

Oh my name's not important but one night I was having a party with 5 of my ole friends that I graduated with from high school we was drinking and sharing ole storys about high school when we heard a knock at the door I went to answer to my surprise it was my cousin Abby 15 I invited her in we walk back to the group I introduce her to them they was... [more]

Adopted son and mom in bathroom.

For years mom secretly flashed me while washing as she always left door open.I watched her from my room and i think she knew. Only saw her naked from the back. She was in her early 50 s with a nice full body and permed hair and i mid teens. There was never any man in her life to my knowledge. Needless to say i got aroused every day. Finally i... [more]

Mother's knickers

This was quite a while ago. My Mother was getting ready to go out for the evening when I saw her leaving the bathroom and couldn't believe my eyes. She was wearing sexy underwear that made me instantly rock hard. She was wearing a black see through bra that just about contained her big breasts as they bounced along as she walked (I could clearly... [more]


I was a very shy around girls and didn't loose my virginity until I was almost 22 years old. It was with a girl that I knew as friends and she invited me to her room one night and we had sex. She had just broken up with her latest boyfriend and I was rebound sex for her. She already had sex with several boyfriends so she knew what she liked. She... [more]

Imagine my surprise!!

There is a massage place in our area, it is out of town and under the County jurisdiction.
The place is very well known for doing happy endings, it's like a secret everyone knows about.
I go there myself, get hand jobs, blow jobs, and a rare fuck since for that they want $100 extra.
The receptionist is the owner, she is about 60, she sends the... [more]

Just wondering

I hope I can get some good answers. I'm a bi married man. I love to bottom. But I can't get hard when I'm having anal sex with a guy. But if I'm on my back and I pull my legs up I can cum and not touch myself. I'm still soft but it's the best organism I ever had. When I have sex with my wife I get hard as a rock. I was just wondering if this... [more]

Summer camp memories

One summer, I went to sleep-over summer camp with my best friend. We were in the same cabin. At first I didn't want to go, but my beastie - Shelly convinced me to go with her, because she went the year before, while I was on vacation with my family.
One night while our countless were out socializing after our bedtime, all the girls started... [more]

Wanking over UK Television Presenters

I love to wank over UK Television Presenters including - Ruth Langsford, Fiona Bruce, Sian Williams, Carol Vorderman, Mary Nightingale, Susannah Reid etc. They really get me horny. I also make fake pics of them in Photoshop spreading there legs and showing off there lovely cunt and tits. For me they are a real turn-on, very Milfy and serious all... [more]

Planning the Trip

"I thought that during your fall break, your dad and I could take some days off and we take a family trip down to the Bahamas. I got the urge to go buy some new things to wear on the trip, like this little dress." We could all go down -- you can hang out on the beach and watch the girls in their bikinis and maybe your Dad and I could spice up our... [more]

Me and the Sister in Law

I need to get this off my chest but cannot tell family or friends as they wont ever talk to me again . It all started nearly 2 year ago when my wifes brother introduced us all to his new GF . She was 18 at the time and so is the BIL and i was 30, and my wife 28 anyway from that moment of meeting her i fell for her . It was like the moment Lloyd... [more]

Wanking whenever I can

I just love to wank wherever I can.
I wank in the woods, in my bedroom, in public toilets, anywhere that I feel is safe. I wank over pictures of mature ladies. Also I like to film myself shaving my cock, balls and arse. I find this particularly arousing.
If you would like to know more about what I do, please do not hesitate to ask.
PS: I am... [more]


So when ever a sexy girl sends me their nudes i can't help but imagine my self fucking them and when i go to sleep with the girl's nude still fresh in my head i have dreams about breeding them or breaking there mind and i love it.

Tried to stop the wife swop

We were with two friends , husband and wife.
We had all drunk too much , when I jokingly suggested a wife swop.
The husband was all for it and kept pushing the idea. After more drinks and more pressure, my wife finally agreed, although his wife did not seem too keen.
Then suddenly her husband grabbed hold of my wife’s hand and took her... [more]

Gay Massage Fantasy

For such a long time now, I have been wanting to get a massage from a gay man. I imagine him in just a tee shirt and shorts and me laying naked face down on table. He pours oil all over my body and rubs it in a little. He starts on my back.
First he is standing on the side of me as he rubs the oil all over my back, then he moves to the head of... [more]

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