I want to fuck my cousin

She is 33, married, 2 kids. I am 50 m. She and her husband are poly.
She is so damned sexy, and I just want her so bad.
I am not sure how to approach her....

24 days ago

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    • I caught my cousin looking down my shirt, so I pulled my shirt off and said "is this what you wanted to see!?" and he jumped me and fucked the shit out of me

    • Hottt

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

      Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

      I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

      Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

      Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whack job that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

      At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

      It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco>>

    • Cousin love is so stupendously erotic. Stupid children from the 19th century will try and dissuade you from loving your cousin with some dumb shit about "oh it's wroooong because the bible" or "here's a post about pedo-suicide-rape" which has not one goddamn thing to do with cousin love. If you love her, approach her, you won't be disappointed. Everything else is obfuscation by moral retards.

    • Wow, I had no idea anyone from the 1800's was still a live. Oh wait, the oldest living person is a Japanese person who is 118, making their birth year 1903.
      Instead of calling others stupid, maybe you should go back to school and educate yourself on the 19th century time period.

    • You, lady, are a goddamn mental midget with a dried-up crusty cunt. Also, no-one has ever loved you nor ever will. Just thought I'd let you know!

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.

      Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.

      I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.

      I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.

      Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.

      Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whack job that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.

      At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.

      It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco!!

    • Yes may be it would be my last message here because I have corona now. Before I die I want to say that I value and respect normal protestant people with normal life who are here with genuine feelings and are actually seeking advice here for other necrophiles. If I die I honestly want below people to die with me.

      1) Super slu t (Jackie or Jack)
      2) Incest asswoles
      3) LGBT/pedos
      4) Demon Jew, children of Cain
      5) panty sniffers/MIL lovers
      6) negroes/beaners
      7) Cross dressing asswholes

      Die you #sickfucks

    • I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.

      Snow White would have died if it were not for True Love's first kiss but all of you woke unemployed, and refuse to work for a living because you are perfectly fine telling others how to do their job stupid bitches want to make it look like the prince tried to rape her. Obviously you stupid cunts need to have your brainless heads smashed with a sledgehammer.

      I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.

      Anyone who wants to start outrage should be exposed as a stupid fuck and have their heads smashed with a hammer and anyone offended by that deserves the same treatment.

    • Sissy Kristi Swallows

      I had cross dressed since I was a child trying on my sister‘s panties, and although I tried to suppress it for many years, I always came back to that desire of wearing sexy lingerie, and other women‘s things. It was a girlfriend named Jeannie , a cute but kind of crazy girl of Japanese descent, who figured the whole thing out and got me to accept myself for what I was. She had me put on her panties, and over time encouraged me to wear more lingerie. She said I was very sexy when dressed in frilly, girly things. We would have sex with me in lingerie, and before long I accepted myself as a sissy panty boy.

      I love the feel of lingerie on my body, and wear panties every day, even when dressed in men’s clothing (which I detest). I feel very sexy in my lingerie, and love to share pictures of myself dressed in it all over the internet.

      Once I finally accepted myself as a sissy cross dresser, I realized for the first time that I was bisexual, and have developed a strong love of sucking cock. Since my main attraction is to women, I prefer cute sissy boys or trans girls. I love it when they cum in my mouth. My only regret is that Jeannie and I broke up years ago, so she can't be here to watch me pleasure the girly boys.

    • Fuck Mark Zuckerberg

      Mark Zuckerburg is a fucking idiot that clearly needs to resign from Facebook because he plays favorites, has let power go straight to his head, and has falsely suspended and banned users over dumbass shit and has profited on his own bullshit.

      There are a number of groups who dedicate themselves to hate and harassment and anytime you report these groups Facebook doesn't lift a finger to do anything about them but you speak out about something and they hit you with a suspension or ban which goes to show how much of a fucking dumbass Mark Zuckerberg really is and why he has let all of the power he's had over the years go straight to his brainless head.

      Mark Zuckerburg needs to be dragged out of his mansion and deserves to be violently assaulted better yet he deserves to get hit in his ugly, stupid looking face with a bat or a hammer and relentlessly beat the fucking shit out of him until he resigns.

      Fuck you Mark Zuckerburg, Resign or Karma will come for you.

    • OH Mighty anti incest warrior you have them on the run now warrior, incest posts are reducing rapidly, great work defender of decency

    • Mmmmm every time he posts his incest warrior posts I molest my daughter!

    • And the Mighty anti incest warrior is straight onto the case well done warrior defender of decency.

    • Oh my god I just did it again! I read about how

      Get this fact over 97% of incest involves a child!
      
1st. Father and daughter severely underaged!

      ...and I had to spurt all over her little chest! THANKS Incest Warrior!

    • There is nothing wrong with cousins being together. Prejudices against it are just outdated nonsense. If you think she will reciprocate there is nothing wrong in approaching her in whatever way feels natural.

    • Fuck you incest lover those are real facts you can look up! But fantasy has blocked reality in you sick mind!

    • Https://www.businessinsider.com/the-surprising-truth-about-cousins-and-marriage-2014-2

    • Https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2012-04/nesc-wnm042512.php

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