I’m not an arrogant douche bag

I feel like a complete arrogant douche bag for thinking that Magnum condoms fit me best because most guys say that they need them even though there is a 8.5/10 chance they’re full of shit. Regular condoms are too snug.

I believe (don’t quote me) 15% of guys actually need them, meanwhile a good chunk of condoms on the shelves where I live in the USA are magnums.

I’m 19 and I didn’t find out that I’m “well-endowned” until a couple weeks ago. I was surprised. One day I’ll be like an aircraft carrier; I’ll be big and have motion in the ocean.