Not queer friend
I wrote earlier about my friend who doesn't think he's gay despite all the things we do and have done in the past. He does other stuff that's outright crazy. He likes to call up our other friends and talk to them while I'm sucking his cock. He especially likes to call his girlfriend and have phone sex with her when I am about to make him cum. He sometimes makes me call my mom while he fucks me up the ass! He also looks at those Japanese cartoon pictures. You know the ones that have tiny children depicted in every sexual situation? He says it's okay because they have little pointy ears and little fuzzy tails. They're only animal children having sex, see? I'm shut up and keep sucking! He makes me seem like a pretty normal guy!