Fuck him, we're having fun anyway
So I'm in Miami with friends for spring break and the asshole governor has restricted access to beaches and has closed down clubs and bars due to the virus. Fuck him, we've planned this trip for months.
Like the old saying about "when life gives you lemons," the governor cannot put the brakes on us having fun. We're partying and riding dick at the hotel like we're on amusement rides. It's just been a couple of days and my friends and I have all gotten some a few times over. The guys down here are hot.