My friends dog
My friends dog sits and licks himself until his penis sticks out. Then he gets up and humps the air real hard then he sits down and licks himself some more. Yesterday he started licking himself on the couch between my friend and me. She and I both started laughing at him. Then she dared me to touch it. I didn’t want to but she said she had before so I touched it with two fingers. Duke then went nuts jumping on me and humping my hand and arm. I couldn’t get him to stop. I think he came on me. My friend just laughed! It felt weird.