Why the fuck did God give me a five inch long dick, no bigger around than my thumb? I'm getting tired of watching porn where all the dudes have huge, pussy stretching cocks that make women scream and moan with pleasure, while I'm fucking my balls off while my woman is playing video games on her playstation, or chatting with her mother on facebook, seemingly unaware that I am even fucking her. Jesus fuck, it's fucking depressing. And fuck no, giving good head does not make up for having a small dick. Women love to have their fuck hole stretched out while their cervix is getting pounded like mike tyson's sparring partner. Sucking on her lady parts doesn't get the job done, even if she pretends that it does, she still craves a big cock. Maybe if I kill myself, I'll be reincarnated and come back as a buck knee grow with a horse cock.