Need milf pickup tips

I'm hanging with five friends at the beach this week. The weather has been perfect. We're guys who range in age from 18-21. We are all fit and look good. Two of us have gf's who stayed home but the rest of us don't. It's just us guys. We are all looking to get laid this week, but it's been brutal so far.

We have been walking the beach and talking to women who look unattached. We've found a few and struck up conversations with them. The ones we're really after are the milf types in their 30s or 40s. The closest we got so far was when a friend and I met a couple of milfs who let us share their beach blanket and we had a chat. They were really cute and fun, maybe late 30s. We asked if they wanted to come back to our motel for drinks [most of us can't get into a bar], and one of them just sighed and said "Oh, wow, you want to fuck us, don't you? You might need to check with your parents first, dear." They weren't into it.

We don't have a lot of money. We're vacationing cheap. We want to get laid. We'd love to bang some milfs. Does anyone have any tips on how to attract them? We have plenty of hard dick waiting for one or more, if we can get them to accept. I thought that milf types liked younger guys, but we are getting rejection up the ass. It is pretty depressing.

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  • She’s going to check you out first. Appearance, approach and some respect.
    Say something nice. If she appears nice at first then continue the small talk. If she’s anything like my wife (45) who loves young hot white guys 21-31 she’ll continue to chat it up with you. After a few drinks my wife will usually loosen up and just go up and start the small chat. Trying to get a fill of the guy. If she likes the guy she’ll flirt and she’ll leave for sometime. Since my wife is older and attractive before you know it the guy is trying to locate her somewhere in the bar.The guy will usually come by our table and start chatting with me around. She’ll introduce him as a friend and before you know #’s are exchanged. The text usuallly start and then she’ll disappear as if going to the bathroom. By then the exchange will have taken place. She will usually meet him outside her car or near a parking garage for a quick blowjob or a quick bending over. Then she’ll text me to come out and I’m usually so excited to get back to her. She’ll give me the details on how it went. She’ll tell me if she has a mouth full of cum or a dripping wet pussy full of his cum. The ride home and sex is the greatest once we are in bed

  • Go fuck each other’s mom you dimwits.

  • You really should be chasing girls your own age. One of these days you'll regret doing anything else. But, if you insist on milfs, try treating them much younger than they are. Some of them go for that. Good luck !

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